53. Tsukkiyama

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Main pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi

Other pairing(s): None

Warnings: None

Time: Pre-timeskip

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*Asshole talking to Yamaguchi*: I'm going to ask Tsukishima on a date and then he's going to be my boyfriend! I know that you have a crush on him, Yamaguchi, but you'll never have him!

*Yamaguchi, who literally has a date with Tsukishima that night*: Sure.

*Asshole goes over to Tsukishima and confesses*

Tsukishima: Sorry, but I'm not interested.

Asshole: Why not?! I know you like me, Tsukishima-kun!

*Tsukishima, now annoyed*: Look, I'm in a good mood today, so don't push it, ok?

Asshole: Were you in a good mood because I came over and talked to you?

Tsukishima: No, I was in a good mood because I have a date with Tadashi tonight.

Asshole: Ew. You're dating Yamaguchi?!

*Tsukishima, gritting his teeth*: Yes.

Asshole: Him? Really? He's an idiot and he has weird spots on his face and-

*Tsukishima, with a creepy smile on his face*: What did you just say about my boyfriend?

Asshole: I-

Tsukishima: If you ever even mention his name again, I'll fucking kill you. You got that, bitch?

Asshole: Y-yes.

*Tsukishima, walking towards Asshole*: Now-

*Yamaguchi, grabbing his wrist*: Kei, it's ok.

*Tsukishima, growls (Kyoutani kinnie much? 🙄) and stops*

Yamaguchi: Good boy.

Tsukishima: What did you just call me?

*Yamaguchi, starting to run away, giggling*: Nothing, Tsukki!

*Tsukishima, chasing after him, laughing*: No, no, get back here.

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