Haikyuu Scenarios pt. 2

87. Tananoya

Main pairing: Tanaka Ryuunosuke x Nishinoya Yuu

Other pairing(s): Kiyoyachi (Kiyoko x Yachi) // Implied Tsukkiyama (Tsukishima x Yamaguchi)

Warnings: Mentions of internalized homophobia

Time: Pre-timeskip

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*On a Saturday practice*

*Near the bench (a semi-private area)*

Tanaka: Kiyoko-san, good morning!

Kiyoko: Can I help you with something, Tanaka?

*Tanaka, rubbing his neck*: Actually, I was wondering if you'd like to go on a-

Kiyoko: Look, Tanaka, I'm flattered you like me, but I'm not interested.

Tanaka: I know, I was going to ask if you and Yachi wanted to go on a double-date with us.

Kiyoko: Who is "us"?

Kiyoko: And more importantly, how do you know about me and Yachi-

Tanaka: She looks at you like you're the only thing that matters when she thinks you aren't looking.

*Kiyoko, blushing*: She- she does?

Tanaka: Yeah, and there isn't any sadness in her eyes when she does, so I figured..

*Kiyoko, stuttering*: A-anyways, who were you talking about when you said "us"?..

*Tanaka, grinning*: The best partner in the world.

Kiyoko: Does this person have a name?

*Tanaka looks at the court where Nishinoya is receiving every ball the others are serving towards him*

*Tanaka, smiling softly*: Karasuno's guardian.

*Kiyoko's mouth falls open, her eyes wide as she stares at Tanaka*

Kiyoko: WHAT THE FUCK?!

*Everyone stops what they're doing and they look at Kiyoko in shock*

*Tanaka, snickering*: Is it that hard to believe?

Kiyoko: Yes! You're both straight!

Tanaka: No, we're both bi.

Tanaka: Y'know what, let's forget about the whole double-date thing, ok?

Tanaka: I'm sorry I asked.

*Tanaka, yelling at Nishinoya and walking over to him*: Noya! She said no!

Nishinoya: Aw man.

Tanaka: Maybe she'll agree someday. I think she's still in shock.

Nishinoya: What about Yachi?

Tanaka: I didn't have the time to ask her.

Ennoshita: Tanaka, what?! Asking Kiyoko out is one thing, asking Yachi out is another! And just last week, you ranted about how awesome your partner was, for a fucking hour! Why cheat on them?

Tanaka: Ok. Firstly, I-

Nishinoya: You... ranted... about...

*Tanaka, his face burning*: Fuck. This is embarrassing.

*Nishinoya jumps on Tanaka and wraps his legs around his torso, with Tanaka's hands supporting Noya's back so that he doesn't fall*

Nishinoya: You really did that?

*Tanaka, dropping his head on Nishinoya's shoulder, mumbling*: You weren't supposed to find out.

Yamaguchi: Why wasn't he supposed to find out? Don't you share everything with each other?

*Tanaka, looking at Yamaguchi*: Let me ask you this, Yamaguchi. Do you rant about Tsukishima TO Tsukishima?

Yamaguchi: Wait-

Kinoshita: Shit's about to go down.

Narita: Oh I'm counting on it.

Hinata: Tanaka-senpai, Nishinoya-senpai, aren't you two straight?

Nishinoya: Hinata, I want you to look at the position we're in and think about what you said.

Sugawara: Are you two dating?!

*Tanaka kisses Nishinoya*

Tanaka: Nah. We're just best bros.

*Nishinoya hits Tanaka's arm*

Tanaka: OW! 

Nishinoya: Excuse you?!

Tanaka: You're excused.

*Tanaka drops Nishinoya on his ass and starts running*

Nishinoya: OW. Come back here you little shit-

*Nishinoya starts chasing Tanaka around in the gym and when he finally does, he rolling thunders on Tanaka, both now on the floor, laughing*

*Yachi comes in with water bottles in her hand and sees Tananoya tangled up in each other in the middle of the court and next to them the whole team looking at the two like they just revealed the world's biggest mystery, except Tsukishima, who is just smirking*

Yachi: You guys finally found out, huh?

Kiyoko: Yachi, you knew?!

Yachi: They aren't very subtle.

Nishinoya: We are very subtle, thank you very much.

*Tanaka, snorting, gesturing to their situation*: Are we though?

*Nishinoya starts laughing too and they sit up, Nishinoya now sitting on Tanaka's lap*

Sugawara: But- my gaydar-

Tsukishima: Is shit. Your gaydar is shit. Tell me, who else is gay, except you?

Sugawara: Narita?

*Tsukishima and Yachi snort at that*

Sugawara: What?! Am I wrong?

Tsukishima: The whole team is gay except Narita-san.

Narita: This is heterophobic.

Yachi: How did all this begin anyways?

Tanaka: I was asking Kiyoko if you two wanted to go on a double-date with us.

Yachi: Ah so she's in denial of you two dating.

Nishinoya: Yeah.

*Yachi, rubbing her temples*: Kiyoko and her internalized homophobia is going to kill me one day.

Tanaka: Was my internalized homophobia worse than hers?

Nishinoya: Much worse. Hell, I kissed you and you thought it was an "accidental lip brush".

*Tanaka, whining*: I knowwwww.

 Tanaka: Thank you for being so patient with me, Yuu.

Nishinoya: Of course.

*Tanaka, kissing Nishinoya's cheek*: I love you.

*Nishinoya, pecking Tanaka's lips*: I love you too.

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me 🤝 villainizing/slandering kiyoko

also i LIVE for tananoya