🌹💐𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 (1/??)💐🌹

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(Please do enjoy these incorrect quotes while I'm writing the chapter. I might publish it tommorow.)

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(Incorrect quotes brought to you by A Beautiful Flower's characters)

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Kidnapper: We have your son

Trey: *sigh tiredly* Which one?

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Y/N: *got a paper cut* ow

Ace: *runs into the room* wee woo wee woo wee woo

Y/N: what the一

Ace: *stops and puts a bandage on Y/N's finger*

Ace: wee woo wee woo wee woo

Y/N: .....

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Marius: It's almost Halloween!

Lucas: we're in the middle of jul一

Marius: Happy Halloween!

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Y/N: Sciencetists say a piece of hair is the thinnest thing on earth

Lucifer: That's because they haven't seen my patience.

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Y/N: would you slap Ace for 100 madol?

Riddle: I would roundhouse kick him in the face for free

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Y/N: There are three ways to argue - words, proof一

Marius: knife

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[At a sleepover with Heartslabyul's boys]

Y/N: hey, Ace what time it is?

Ace: Wait a minute

Ace: *inhales*

Ace: *inhumanly screams*

Riddle: STOP SCREAMING!!!! IT'S LITERALLY THREE IN THE FCKING MORNING!!

Ace: It's three in the morning

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Ruggie: Name a way to be nice to others

Leona: Don't kill them

Y/N in the behind: ....

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Commercial: 2 out of 3 people suffer from depression. Call your therapist right now.

Deuce: *hurriedly calls Y/N* hey do you suffer from depression?

Y/N: ....

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Ace: *pulls the curtain while Deuce in the shower*

Deuce: *starts screaming*

Ace: *whispering* Can you一 oh my sevens stop screaming!? It's just me! Help me hide from Riddle, please? I......kinda accidently ate his tart.

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