(DISCONTINUED) 木漏れ日 [𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝]

🌹💐𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 (5/??)💐🌹

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Leona: Listen up shorty. Now that you've realized how much taller I am than you right now. So listen up biat$h.

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Floyd: You thought you could drag me into the bottom of the lake so you could kill me later. Well, guess what punk. I'm a fish with LEGS *dropkick overblot Jamil to the floor*

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Deuce: I DO NOT understand when people ask me *imitates a girl's voice* 'Seriously, a guy like this could have a girlfriend?' Do I look that bad!?

Y/N: *comforts him*

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Barbatos: Guess who's here~

Y/N: Vil?

Barbatos: Your boyfriend!

Y/N: I don't have a boyfriend. Call the police

Ex: Your EX-boyfriend

Lucas: I'll call the police

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Lilia: *cough*

Y/N: You good? You seemed like something stuck on your throat

Lilia: I mean I'm trying to have my teeth stuck in yours

Y/N: Excuse me?

Lilia: Your neck look appetizing!

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Ace: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT!?!

Jack: What? I just made him take a rest

Ace: Yeah! IN PIECES!

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[During the fairy gala]

Leona: You look pretty

Y/N: What did you say?

Leona: *blushes* I said you look sh!tty

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[When Y/N came back from visiting Devildom]

Crowley: Attention please! This is Crowley talking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is Y/N is arriving immediately and the bad news is she's crash-landing

Y/N: *crash through the window*

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Crowley: Alright this is all I have to offer you.

- got to meet some mentally unstable students
- become their therapist
- a place to stay at
- no salary

Y/N: Mhm, Lookin' all good, lookin' all go一 What that last one there?

Crowley: Nothing

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Ace: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A POP QUIZ, DEUCE!! *while shaking Deuce*

Deuce: B-But didn't we just had ome last week?