🌹💐𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 (4/??)💐🌹

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Jade: Okay insert rod support A into slot B

Floyd: That's wha一

Jade: If you say 'that's what she said one more time, I'm going to pop you

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Azul: If you had to choose between Grim and all the candy I have in my pocket, which would you take?

Y/N: That depends, how much candy are we talking about?

Grim: But Y/N!!

Azul: Five sweets.

Y/N: I'll take candy!

Grim: Y/N!!

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[That one scene in Heartslabyul chapter]

Deuce: BEHIND YOU!

Ace: What? *turns around*

Deuce: LOOK!

Ace: *saw Riddle* OHHHH MY GOD!!

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[When Leona is forced to spend time with Cheka]

Cheka: You got a boyfriend?

Leona: Bro, stf一

Cheka: What about a girlfriend?

Leona: STFU OR I'LL FU一

Cheka: Jus- JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION BRO!!

Leona: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NAMED Y/N

Cheka: Alright bet

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Ruggie: That's one of my biggest fear.

Y/N: What is?

Ruggie: If I ever like- one day wake up as a donut

Y/N: You would eat yourself?

Ruggie: I won't even question it

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Ruggie: *bursts into Leona's room*

Leona: WTF!?

Ruggie: I think I hurt my leg. Oh yeah... *screams*

Leona: Now what?

Ruggie: The fridge...

Leona: *walks into the kitchen and open the fridge* What? There's nothing in there

Ruggie: Exactly

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Ace: I'm quick at math!

Lucifer: Really? Then what's 36 times 23?

Ace: 20

Lucifer: That's not even close.

Ace: Yeah, but it's quick

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Ace: *holding a brocoli* It's a tiny tree

Deuce: *holding a cauliflower* This one's dead

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