(DISCONTINUED) 木漏れ日 [𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝]

🌹💐𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 (3/??)💐🌹

(Please enjoy another incorrect quote from A Beautiful Flower's characters)

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

[When Y/N is the manager of the basketball club]

Y/N: Hey, I'm talking!

Jamil: Alright, my apologies, Mrs. Viper.

Y/N: Mrs. who?

Floyd: She's not a Viper. She's Mrs Leech

Ace: It's Mrs. Trapolla.

Y/N: *face red* Be quiet!

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

Rook: Even Roi du Léon and I have been getting closer.

Rook: The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich.

Leona: I mistook him as a trash bin.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

Rook: She says "is beauty all that matters?" and you say "what else is there!?"

Vil: It was dumb. I know

Epel: ... You should write a book.

Rook: "How to offend a women in five syllables or less"

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

Ruggie: You lil rascal, what do you have to say for yourself.

Lucius: Meeew~!

Y/N: Mm understood. You are cleared of all crimes.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

Malleus: Lilia, I got a Christmas card from Y/N.

Lilia: What does it say?

Malleus: "I'm watching, you little bit$h!" Hahahaha! ... She think she's funny.

Lilia: Let me see.

Malleus: Take it. I don't care. Y/N, you fvcked up trying to一

Lilia: It says "Wishing you the best happy holidays", Mal.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

[Fantasy AU where Y/N is a commoner who got invited to a dance]

The prince: I've never danced with a commoner before.

Y/N: Yeah? Well I've never danced with an idiot before. So I guess we're even.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

Y/N: If you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone一

Leona: Oh please, we're not children.

Y/N: *leaves*

Leona: Eat sh!t and die.

Malleus: Yes, fvck you.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

Deuce: You suck!

Ace: You suck more!

Deuce: I went to church today just to pray on your downfall!

Ace: ...

Deuce: ...

Ace: Trey-senpai make pancakes.