Happy new year, familia!
I hope you got everything you asked for this holiday season. A big pile of gifts, and enough R & R to get you through the next semester, because surviving in the Ramos family is not going to be easy.
The unwritten rules and secrets of this family could fill volumes. Lucky for you, my advice is the best present you'll get.
Everything you need to make it in the Ramos family is written in these pages...so follow my rules, be loyal, and you and I will get along just fine. After all, the most coveted gift of all...is to survive in this family until adulthood.
I should know...I didn't...
Good luck!
