Hazbin and Helluva Shorts III

Now That You're Gone: Loona

Being among the lower classes wasn't easy. And it sucked. Loona had crawled and killed her way out of the depths. Now with a father figure, she was free. She even had a job, even though she hated working. But the money was nice. Loons had a list of things she wanted to save up for. Along the way, she scored a boyfriend while scouting potential job leads. Like her, he was a canine demon. And he didn't seem that bad, which was saying something in Hell. So, Loona asked him out. It was a bit rocky, but things weren't bad. That lasted for about half a year. Then the day came. Loona found he had been cheating for half of that time. Now, she was a practical demon. After all, trying diplomacy wasn't dead. She confronted him with the evidence and told him to end it. To her delight, he agreed. However, it just became more secretive.

The following year rolled around. And Loona was done. She kicked her boyfriend out. They were exes now. Then she went out drinking and got into a few barfights. Blitzo hurried to pick her up and quickly drove her home after getting a call. Luckily, she was more angry than hurt. And she had revenge on her mind. While sleeping off the drunk spell, Blitzo looked up her ex and quickly tracked him down for her. He didn't want her wasting time while moving on. A few hours passed. Loona woke up to the smell of dinner and sat up. She was ready for action. But dinner first. Blitzo had the table set and waved her over.

With fuel in the tank, Loona headed out armed with the intel from her dad. He smiled as she got on her motorcycle and roared off. It didn't take her long for her to reach his place. He had been in hiding since getting dumped. With a murderous grin, Loona kicked the door down. And was met by the sight of him. Naked. And still with her. There was no time to react. She was smashing their skulls in. It didn't even take five minutes to destroy the room. Loona came back home, still moody and grumpy. But also very happy and full of adrenaline.

Months passed before Loona gave dating another shot. She didn't miss her ex one bit. In fact, she was happier now. In hindsight, they wouldn't have lasted in the long run. So here she was, talking to another guy at a local café. His name was Vortex. He worked in security and was a nice piece of eye candy with his muscles and baritone vocals. Loona halfheartedly asked him out. She didn't have much to lose when it came to romance. But to her surprise, he accepted. For a moment, she was surprised into silence. Vortex could tell that she hadn't been 100% serious. But he didn't mind enough to refuse. So, it was set. Loona thought to herself as they negotiated a day, time, and place. It wasn't a bad deal. This man was more reliable than her ex. And, not to compare, but something about him made her curious in a very different way. Was the chance worth it? Yes. As they finished their drinks, they exchanged contact info. The date was set. Loona had something to look forward to, and Vortex was ready to show her how a real man treated a woman.