Solangelo Oneshots

Blood Stains Are Hard To Get Out Of Carpets

Will walked into the living room and stopped dead in his tracks. His husband stood in the middle of the carpet with torn clothes and a bloody sword hanging from his belt. Nico offered a sheepish smile.

"Sorry."

Will’s eyes widened. "Sorry? Not again!"

"If it makes you feel any better, it isn't my blood."

"I don't care whose blood it is. It's staining the carpet!"

Nico glanced down to where Will was pointing. Sure enough, the cream carpet was turning red. Nico hopped onto the wooden slabs of the kitchen area.

"Oops."

"Oops?" Will flung up his hands in exasperation. "You try getting blood stains out of the carpet! It's worth more than an oops."

He shook his head and walked to the cabinets to pull out a a cloth and some cleaning spray. Will crouched by the stain as Nico watched and started scrubbing.

Not looking up, he asked Nico, "What did the other guy look like?"

Nico smirked. "Ask Thanatos."

"That's my boy."

Nico rolled his eyes and told Will he was going to get changed into some more casual clothes. He came back in his sweatpants and Will’s t-shirt and kissed Will’s head as a way of apologising.

"I'm sorry, caro. I love you." Nico put on his best and most adorable pouting face. Will rolled his eyes and kissed the pout off his husband's lips.

"I love you too but no more blood on the carpet. There's only so many times I can tell guests we spilled some wine. They'll think we're alcoholics!"

"I love how that's what you're worried about and not me."

Will raised an eyebrow. "I'm sorry I didn't ask about the fight but I figured that the dead guy isn't going to last us any longer but this carpet better. We only got it last year. If you must kill, don't bring it into the house."

Nico held up his hands. "Sorry, babe."

"You better be. Otherwise there might be another blood stain on the carpet and this time it won't be someone else's."

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A/N

Hey, loves! Enjoy this domestic Solangelo. It's short but honestly I could see this happening. Thank for sticking around! I really appreciate all the views, votes and comments.

Ash x