Horror house [group chat]
Kaze added Kiyo to the chat
Kiyo: kaze are you still drunk or are you just intent on being annoying
Kaze: this time your job is to traumatize everyone
Kaze: im adding them in random trios
Kaze added xiao, diluc, and Yoimiya :) to the chat
Yoimiya :): wjat
xiao: a
Kaze: get traumatized by kiyo
Kiyo: no
Kaze: adios suckers
Kaze left the chat
Kiyo: no
xiao: what
diluc: ...
Kiyo left the chat
Yoimiya :): i'm scared
Kaze joined the chat
Kaze: aha it seems kiyo did her job
diluc: wtf
xiao left the chat
Kaze: HEY DONT LEAVE
Yoimiya :): this isn't interesting anymore
Yoimiya :) left the chat
Kaze: NO
diluc left the chat
Kaze: why
Kiyo [DM]
Kaze: KIYO WHY
Kiyo: no
Kaze: I'LL GIVE U MY PRIMOS
Kiyo: I already found all 251 of your secret primogem stashes and the password to each
Kaze: WHAT HOW
Kiyo: contacts
Kaze: EMERGENCY PRIMOGEM EVACUATION TIME
Kaze is now offline
Redguy [DM]
Kiyo: shikanoin heizou
Redguy: what now I just located 251 primogems stashes for you
Kiyo: there's another one
Kiyo: I'll send you another mondstadt local puzzle
Redguy: ok sure
Redguy is now offline
Kiyo: easy
Hat (Scara) [DM]
Kaze: SCARANARA BANANARA
Hat: stfu
Kaze: EMERGENCY PRIMOGEM EVACUATION PLAN B
Hat: no
Kaze: THEN I SPAM
Hat: fine how many
Kaze: 149 GET AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FROM THE OLD STASHES
Hat: you didn't tell my the password
Kaze: MACARONS1 - MACARONS251
Hat: just stop spamming me after this
Primogems [group chat]
Kaze: KAZEMARI PRIMOGEM TEAM
Kazu🍁: nobody's texted here since kazemari made this
Venti: here
CavalryKnight: here
diluc: not here I never agreed to join your thingy
Yoimiya: here!!
collei: here
Kaze: where's diona
CavalryKnight: try kicking diluc
Kaze kicked diluc from the chat
Diona: here ig
Kaze: HELP BIG HAT RETRIEVE MY PRIMOS
Venti: on it
Emergencies only [group chat]
Kiyo: kazemari is taking back her primogems
Kiyo: somebody go get them
Heizou: password is DontTouch252 - DontTouch400
Heizou: map-number-17636.png
Ksara: ok
ayakaaa: on it!
xiao: fine
Mona: make sure to pay me in mora
Mona: not that I need it
kamisatoayato: okay :)
Kiyo: stop texting hurry
Kiyo: one who finds the most gets 5 stashes of primogems
Mona: okay just give me mora instead
Ksara: hurry or we'll find thr most
xiao: .
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
