A/N: I'm finally over my xingqiu phase but now it's time for my cyno and albedo phase
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: how tf is fuyuhana kiyo good at everything
Ayaka: that's kind of true
Kiyo: I'm not good at everything
Kaze: example pls
Kiyo: socializing
Kaze: i
Kaze: that is technically true
Ayato: anyways kaze why u saying that now
Kaze: I recently discovered 3 things kiyo is physically capable of
Ayaka: ??
Kiyo; I am here rn
Kaze: n o b o d y c a r e s anywayz 1) she can laugh normally
Ayato: but won't?
Kaze: but won't yep yep 2) she can talk to someone without insulting them
Ayaka: ofc she can wdym
Kiyo: again I am right here and ofc i can u dumb or what kaze
Kaze: and 3) she's actually not emo she's just sarcastic and hates socializing
Ayaka: huh
Kaze: I feel kiyo glaring at me again
Kiyo: no I'm not
Ayato: oo ghost??
Kaze: WAIT SO IM BEING HAUNTED HELP
Kiyo: jk I did glare at you
Kaze: GIRL U SCARED ME
Kiyo: good
Ayato: lol
Ayaka: lol
Thoma: lol now bye I have things to do
Kaze: I'm just going to change the topic if yall could switch visions what do you want I want pyro bc pew pew bombs
Ayaka: hmm I'll have hydro because it's similar to cryo!
Ayato: maybe dendro
Ayato: it gives a nice vibe
Ayaka: that's such a wonderful reason dear brother 😐😐
Kaze: ayaka sarcasm era fr? anywayz kiyo
Kiyo: electro no question
Kaze: electro huh why
Kiyo: inazuma
Ayaka: the fact she could answer that in 1 word within 2 seconds
Kaze: this conversation is actually gettin interesting
Kaze: also I have more random kid kiyo facts
Kiyo: I'm just going to leave
Ayaka: rlly?
Ayato: tell pls
Kaze: so she used to suck at remembering names but also remembers weird details so she ends up calling people weird stuff
Ayato: i remember her calling me 'the yashiro commisioner's sister's brother'
Ayaka: lol
Kaze: lol
Ayato: lol wait what u laughing at ayaka
Kaze: funniest one she used to call collei of sumeru cauliflower
Ayato: other funny ones?
Kaze shared a file with Ayato and Ayaka: funniest-kiyo-screws-up-names-moments.txt
Kaze: I wrote em down
funniest-kiyo-screws-up-names-moments.txt [file]
Collei - cauliflower (prob bc the pronounciation)
Amber - rock girl (amber is a gem or rock or smth)
Kokomi - coconut (koko = coco)
Qiqi - kokomigoat girl (she just managed to get kokomi's name straight then we went to liyue for a quick trip and qiqi went cocogoat)
Kazu - swoosh swoosh guy (he does this swoosh swoosh jump thing with his anemo vision)
Heizou - annoying dude (lol(
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Ayaka: calling miss sangonomiya coconut kmao
Ayaka: wait that was a typo
Kaze: lol
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
