Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Veerta: kazemari broke a microwave
LATER
Kaeya: what?
Veerta: kaze broke a microwave
Lisa: lol what happened
Veerta: um kiyo can u explain
Kiyo: she ate mushrooms from tighnari's storage and was hallucinating and though a microwave was an alchemy table or smth and put some weird stuff inside and it blew up
Lisa: lol (:
Kaeya: lmao
Albedo: that sounds very amusing
Kaze: stop bullyibn me
Kiyo: *bullying
Albedo: what did she put in to make it blow up?
Lisa: oho do tell the recipe
Kaze: no don't
Kiyo: in that case I will
Albedo: ah but first
Albedo kicked Klee from the chat
Albedo: you may speak
Kiyo: shut up anyways I'm pretty sure there was cyno's hair, childe's toenails, a chunk of gorou's tail, a piece of the raiden shogun's spear, more mushrooms, one of nacht's arrows, a piece of zhongli's stone stele, one of ningguang's rocks, and nostril hair of unknown origin
Kaeya: what the fuck
Lisa: how did you even know cutie?
Kiyo: I have my methods
Kaze: scary
Kaeya: wait why did it blow up tho
Veerta: huh idk, kiyo?
Kiyo; I genuinely do not know I do not remember boring details
Amber: hi yall I was lurking but didn't kaze come and extract smth from baron bunny yesterday
Kiyo: bomb powder
Lisa: hehe
Albedo: I see...
Kaze: why does that sound ominous
Kiyo: paranoia
Kaeya: lmfao
Kaze: SHUT
Albedo: I'm adding klee back
Albedo deleted several messages
Albedo added Klee to the chat
Klee: Y DIID U KIKK ME?
Lisa: we were discussing 'adult things' klee
Kiyo: bombs
Kiyo deleted a message
Kaze: what did u just post u deleted it in like 1 sec
Kiyo: unimportant
Kaze: important
Veerta: kaze I saw that message and I may be on pfk duty but I won't be paying for the repairs
Kaeya: whats pfk duty
Kiyo: paying for kaze duty
Veerta: it cycles between nacht, kiyo and me in turn to pay for when kaze decides to be greedy
Lisa: hehe sounds like a smart idea
Kaze: ok i swear people in this gc exist to bully me
Albedo: you made it and forced us to stay though
Kaze: shut up bedo
Klee: NOO BE MEEN TO BIGG BROTER ABEDO
Kaze: i
Kaze: I'm so sorry klee it wont happen again
Kaeya: klee's innocence can do anything huh
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
