Bighat [PM]
Kiyo: istg stfu and stop throwing wind thingys at my window
Bighat: its payback for 2 days ago bitch
Kiyo: I don't like having to do this
Kiyo: ...
Bighat: what now
Kaze [PM]
Kiyo: do it
Kaze: ooo yessss finally
later or smth
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Scara: WHO THE FUCK IS SPAMMING ME WITH ANONYMOUS NAME I WILL FUCKING MURDER U
Kaze: ehe
Paimon: o no the venti disease
Lumine; paimon?? This isn't dain in disguise right
Paimon; nope!! Its paimon!
Klee: huh
Kaze: oh no
Kaze turned on censoring
Scara: [censored] REVEAL URSELF [censored] AND I'LL [censored] KILL YOU [censored] [censored]
Kiyo: sux to be u
Klee: waht ccsnsored meen?
Lumine: klee go play with kaeya
Kaeya: is this gc the reason klee keeps showing up
Klee: yrs buut klee wnat bomb nto jaeya
Kaze: k a e y a s l a n d e r
Kiyo: suffer in this pointless world suckers
Scara: TENKIKO [censored] KAZEMARI ITS U ISNT IT [censored] ADMIT IT
Xingqiu: my liege my friend my ally dear kaze please give me mute permissions I'm buying a book and literally cannot pay with the notifs
Kiyo enabled mute permissions
Kiyo: 1) hacking 2) i expect compensation in primogems and atk artifacts 3) thank me later its hard hacking someone else permissions
Kaze: kiyo dont u have like 9000 atk and 7 def
Kiyo: wtf 2742 atk and 453 def + 165 em, 100% crit rate and 300% crit dmg
(A/N: ik those stats are impossible but plot wise kiyo is op asf so)
Lumine: why is kaze not texting a lot online today
Scara: [censored] [censored] SHUT THR [censored] UP U [censored] [censored]
Paimon: prob she's still spamming lol
Nahida: wanderer?
Scara: NOT [censored] NOW BUER
Nahida: hm?
Kiyo: kaze is irritating him
Paimon: lmao funny
Kaze: ehheheheheh not sorry
Scara: ACTUALLY SHUT THE [censored] [censored] UP I HAVE [censored] THINGS TO DO [censored]
Kaze: ehehehehheheheheheh evil laughs cutely
Kiyo: no kaze
Lumine: this is actually kinda funny tho
Nahida: I suppose I can wait
Nahida: or maybe kiyo can u help
Kiyo: 1600 primos?
Nahida: ok
Paimon: owo kiyo running errands for nahida in return for primogems
Lumine: paimon don't we do that everyday
Paimon: true
Kiyo: what did u need
Nahida: the human dish called 'donuts'
Kaze: GIVE ME SOME TOO
Kiyo: no [censored] keep spamming
Kiyo; @Nahida Im going
Scara: [censored] STOP IT KAZEMARI
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
