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Kazeland 2 [group chat]

Kaze shared a video: KIYO SMILED COLLECTION (genuine) [1 minute]

Kaze shared a video: KIYO SMILED COLLECTION (all) [14 hours]

Kaze: dug up some pics and vids and threw them together

Candace: why is there a 'genuine' and 'all' edition

Kaze: she fake smiles more

Dehya: lemme watch the short vid

Dehya: AWW ITS SO HEARTWARMING

Kaze: ikrr its so rare especially that one laugh

Candace: my crusty 9 year old phone won't load the video

Candace: i'll get a new one at sumeru  later, what was the occasion?

Dehya: she met assassin the first time it was so cute 🥰 

Candace: let's get her to smile again

Kaze: ok so what does kiyo like

Dehya: idk girl thats ur job

Kaze: but she doesn't tell me shit 😭 

Kaze: wait imma ask veerta she remembers what everyone likes

Kaze: i'm back

Dehya: ok so what should we do

Kaze: kiyo likes cats gitcg genpact imshin reading fighting and soy sauce

Candace: huh a new cat prob won't make her happy so what abt a dynamic card

Candace: it works for cyno

Kaze: nah she already has all of them also they're cheap as heck to her

Dehya: new book always works on alhaitham

Candace: fr that guy's secretly a book nerd

Kaze: fuyuhana has literally read everything in genres she like in the flavonius library, yae publishing house, wanwen bookhouse, sumeru merchant shops, and wherever the hell fontaine sells books

Candace: oh my

Dehya: fuck it give her a bottle of extra salty limited edition premium soy sauce

Kaze: she has like 8 bottles of soy sauce

Candace: wait why are we doing all this anyways

Kaze: it was your idea candace

Candace: well no point in going to overboard

Dehya: true its more fun sharing tea abt her

Kaze: oh abt that smth really funny happened yesterday when we were doing commissions in liyue

Dehya: spill spill

Kaze: one guy from the kiyo anonymous simps was hanging out w/ his non-kas friend and saw us

Kaze: he went '0mg l00k 1t'2 k1y0!!!'

Kaze: his friend went 'bro that girls like 15 ur creepy'

Kaze: kiyo said 'bitch i'm older than i look'

Kaze: kas said 'what so ur an adeptus? omg so awesome'

Kaze: kiki said 'tf i am literally 19'

Kaze: they walked away

Dehya: PFFT LMAO

Candace: that is quite amusing 

Kaze: fr ikr

Kaze: oh btw kiyo recently made a signature dish since everyone has one

Candace: what is it?

RUME: i have the details

Dehya: share my dear bot

RUME: im not a robot i am an artificial lifeform

RUME: anyways its a modified invigorating kitty meal since she was hanging out with kirara

Dehya: aw must be pretty cute

Candace: is there a picture? what is it caleld?

Kaze shared a picture: kiyo's sig dish.png

Dehya: .

Dehya: oh

RUME: it is called sign of demise

Candace: why is the cat pitch black

Kaze: soy sauce. lots of it

Kaze: i ate it once and it was so salty i had to spit it out

Dehya: is it really edible 

RUME: idk girl i can't eat

YUKI: analyzing...

YUKI: analysis results: this meal will not damage your health, taste rating: 2/50

Kaze: just don't try it and you'll be fine