Standalone modern schopl au chapter bc i say so
Ditchclassopedia [group chat]
Kaze: why is chongyun running around like a maniac
Xiangling: i snuck snacks into class and shared them with xingqiu and chongyun
Xiangling: it was chili flavor chips and fried chili and rice balls dipped in chili sauce
Xingqiu: IM NOT OK BUT STOP CHONGYU
Kaze: qiu u ok
Kaze: HOLY SHIT CHONGYUN PUNCHED THE TEACHER LMAOO THE BE LEFT BAHAHAHAHAHSSS
Kiyo: he just came into my classroom and is currently chokeholding albedo
Kiyo: jean and amber are trying to pull him off
Xiangling: did he rly go berserk just bc of some spicy lv 5 snacks
Kaze: the last time i ate spicy lv 5 food i vomited
Xiangling: geez no gratitude
Kiyo: chongyun finally left after throwing some rocks at other students including me
Kiyo: the teacher semt albedo and everyone who got hit to the medical wing
Kaze: who got hit
Albedo: me kiyo yelan jean yae and keqing
Xiangling: bro gets to be surrounded by hot ladies
Kiyo: What Are You Implying
Kiyo: I Kindly Suggest You Watch Out Because I Know Your Address And I Shall Hold Your Pet Bear Or Smth Hostage
Xiangling: NO im sorry dont hurt guoba
Kaze: is a teaching taking yall or what
Albedo: three of us are good performers in class at least so the teacher trusted us to go without distractions
Albedo: now we're all camping out in this storage room
Kiyo: we're having a tcg tournament anyone who wants to join 3rd floor third door to the left from the guys bathroom
Cyno: I HEAR TCG
Cyno: TIGHNARI WE HAVE TO GO
Tighnari: sure sure
Xiangling: where's chongyun tho
Kaze: he just stumbled past my classroom i think he's tired but sane now
Xiangling: thats good me and qiu going to pick him up
Kaze: is the tcg tournament still open
Kiyo: theres like 16 kids here the teachers will get suspicious so nope
Jean: although this seems against the rules i texted lisa and she told me to just enjoy...
Jean: we just finished drawing slips lemme type the matches
Jean: keqing-yae, cyno-layla, jean-kiyo, yelan-collei, albedo-tighnari, sucrose-faruzan, kaeya-mona, tartaglia-
Jean: who is that why are there 2 ppl left
Kiyo: dottore and sayu
Kaze: kick dotto out
Kiyo: done
Albedo: that was fast
Kiyo: its skill mr alchemy
Jean: ok ahem that would be tartaglia-sayu
Kaze: im betting kiyo or cyno win
Xingqiu: chongyun's back!
Xiangling: oo i bet its albedo or maybe yae
Xingqiu: nah my moneys on tighnari and childe
(A/N: I'm actually using a random name picker for who wins lol)
Jean: update new matches
Jean: yae-cyno, kiyo-yelan, albedo-sucrose, mona-tartaglia
Sucrose: I'm doomed mr albedo is too smart
Albedo: stop calling me mr pls i feel like a grandpa
Kaze: lmao grandpa albedo
Chongyun: i'm finally awake what happened
Xiangling: a lot
Xiabgling: read the gc
Chongyun: oh no
Xingqiu: oh no indeed
Chongyun: uh btw i think mona or yelan's winning
Jean: update!
Jean: cyno-kiyo, albedo-tartaglia
Chongyun: damn
Kiyo: i'm surprised childe is still in
Childe: i'm STRONG
Kiyo: ever heard of all brawn no brains
Kaze; ayo its been a few minutes wassup
Jean: cyno was abt to win but then tighnaei bumped into smth and cyno ran over to help
Jean: he went past the move timer so kiyo killed him
(A/N: spinning wheel kinda hope childe ends up winning)
(A/N: oof)
Jean: also albedo won
Kaze: the
Ziangling: final
Xingqiu: show
Chongyun: down
Jean: ..your sync scares me
Kaze: ✨friendship✨ my friend jean its ✨friendship✨
Kaze: also its been a few min who won
Kiyo: me
Kiyo: it takes skill to beat me and nobody here has enough except for cyno
Kiyo: too bad he got distracted
Kaze: i can picture her smug ass smirk rn
Kaze: doesn't happen a lot but when it does u just want ro throw ur math textbook at her
Childe: i just did that now my stomach hurts
Jean: translation: kiyo threw smth back at him and it looks like a gun
Childe: at least she didn't dhoot mWAIT WHY DOES SHE HAVE A GUN
Kaze: honestly i wouldn't be surprised
Xiangling: yeah childe catch up
Xiangling: like half the ppl in this school participate in some sort fo illegal activity
Jean: don't kazuha and beidou have this entire mini crew and steal boats just to hang out at night
Xingqiu: albedo makes dangerous chemicals
Xingqiu: also venti was bothering him and then he got severe armpit hair for a few weeks last year
Kaze: LMFAO THATS SO FUNYN
Xingqiu; then albedo gave him the cure tho
Kaze: cowards
Xiangling: um hello?
Kiyo: shit the teacher's here
Kaze: haha serves u right
Kiyo: i told them kazemari said we were supposed to be here
Kiyo: watch ur back
Xiangling: nice hanging out w/ u kaze bye
Xingqiu: chongyun come on run
Kaze: wAIT FUCK NO
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
