A/N: I used translate for the last names
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: xiao is short
Kaze: scara is short
Kaze: kazu is short
Kaze: heizou is short
Heizo: I'm literally the tallest of the people you mentioned
Kiyo: 5'2, 5'3, 5'3, 5'5 in that order
Kazu🍁: what how
Kaze: I'm 5'2 help
TravellerLumine: same :(
scara: you two can't bully me when I'm talelr
Kiyo: I'm taller than u and you can't even spell
Kaze: what wasn't scara taller than kiyo
Kiyo: his hat is taller than me
Kaze: oh btw Kiyo I joined this thingy called all knowing challenge
Kiyo: so
Kaze: I registered you too
Kaze: and a bunch of random people
scara: I'm not involved right
Kaze: lmao thanks for reminding me now you are
Kaze: and kiyo remember
Kiyo: fall off a cliff and drown
All Knowing Challenge OFFICIAL [group chat]
Host added Kiyo, Kaze, scara, TravellerLumine, and 2 others to the chat
Host: welcome! For security reasons, you may just know me as host.
Host: I will simply ask questions and you must answer for a point
Host: question 1! What is "scara's" first name
Kiyo: kunikuzushi
Kaze: kunikuzushi
TravellerLumine: kunikuzushi
heizou: kunikuzushi
kAveh: am I the only one who doesn't know
scara: am I supposed to answer that question
Host: if you guessed kunikuzushi- Kiyo, Kaze, heizou, and TravellerLumine, you het a point!
Host: next! What is "Veerta's" last name?
Kaze: wtf how did you know veerta
Kiyo: duniya
heizou: duniya
kAveh: wait I met her in the akademiya before its duniya
scara: everyone else says it so duniya ig
TravellerLumine: duniya
Host: everyone except Kaze gets a point!
Host: question 3! How old is Kiyo?
Kiyo: .
Kaze: 22 dUh
kAveh: idk 15?
Kiyo: drown in glue and die
scara: 22 obv
heizou: 21
TravellerLumine: 22
Host: its 22! Kaze, scaa, TravellerLumine, you get a point!
Host: next! Question 4 is when is Kaze's birthday?
Kiyo: jan 31
TravellerLumine: january 31
scara: what
heizou: pretty sure its jan 31
kAveh: help i think its jan 30
Kaze:
Host: heizou, Kiyo, TravellerLumine, you guessed Jan 31 and got a point!
Host: here's the next one! How much mora does astrologist mona have rn?
Kaze: idk 0?
scara: 4 duh
heizou: four
kAveh: everyone else says so so 4
Kiyo: its 4
TravellerLumine: she said 900000
Host: kiyo, kaveh, scara, heizou gets points!
Host: final question worth 3 points!
Host: who am I?
Kaze: uh uh uh uh uh imp pasta
kAveh: idk I pass 😔
scara: wtf how would I know
Kiyo: yae miko
heizou: yae miko
Host: congrats :)
Kaze: they got the same number of pts tho
Host: everyone else vote 🗳️
Kaze: heizou bc kiyo has too much attitude
Kiyo: say bye to your primogems
Kaze: fine I'll steal them back
TravellerLumine: kiyo
kAveh: this heizou guy bc I don't like kiyo
Host: scara your turn
scara: no
Host: spinning wheel of names 🤓
Host: k kiyo it is
TravellerLumine: they still have the same number
Host: sigh
Host: its a tie
heizou: rewards pls
Host: you get 500 000 000 mora, 1600 primos, a tcg dynamic card of your choice, 500 hero's wits and 500 mystic enhancement ore each
heizou: k I'll take it btw lumine I don't play so take the card
TravellerLumine: ooh I want a random one
Host: k come to the shrine to pick it up
Host: kiyo?
Kiyo: my bag is full
Kiyo: my wallet is full
Kiyo: and I already have all the dynamic cards
TravellerLumine: WALLETS CAN BE FULL?
Kiyo: duh
kAveh: aaa how
Kaze: kiyo ur mora routine pls
Kiyo: 1. Burn down houses
Kiyo: 2. Beat up treasure hoarders
Kiyo: 3. Talk to @MoraxZhongli
Kiyo: 4. Help random npc guys
Kiyo: 5. Most importantly don't buy random stuff or give away money
Host: the competition is over <3
Kiyo left the chat
scara left the chat
TravellerLumine: that was fast 💀
Kaze: lol I'm going too :)
Kaze left the chat
TravellerLumine: bye lady yae
TravellerLumine left the chat
kAveh left the chat
heizou left the chat
Host:
Host left the chat
Chat was disbanded
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
