Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: kiyo hasn't been online for a whole day
ayakaa: true she's usually telling u to shut ip by now
Kiyo: wtf kaze why did you spam me with emo memes
Kaze: uM
???: hi
Kiyo: who tf
TravellerLumine: balladeer?
scara: not me
???: it's time for a challenge
ayakaa: what why
???: you must figure out who I am
Kaze: uh clues?
???: rules 1. I am in this chat 2. Every day I will hack into someone's acc 3. You get 1 hint per account I hack into
Kiyo: go away
???: it is time for the games to begin
Alchemygirl: hey ??? here
Kaze: question where's the real sucrose
Alchemygirl: temporarily locked out
Alchemygirl: 1st hint: I'm a guy
scara: this is boring
ayakaa: um ??? what do we call you
Alchemygirl: call me mr Amogus
Kiyo: please kindly go die mr amogus
Alchemygirl: rude :( any guesses
Kaze: nope
Alchemygirl: o ok
Day 2
scara: yo its mr amogus
ei: what is wrong with kunikuzushu
veerta: check yesterday's convo
ei: oh
LadyYae: hmm hint?
scara: hint 2: anemo vision
Kaze: WAIt scara is online
Kaze: oh
Alchemygirl: so thats why I was locked out of my acc
Chitartajax: hair color?
scara: no
ei: idk
LadyYae: no guesses today 😄
Day 3
Alhaitham: hey its ur bestie mr amogus
kaveh!: wtf alhaitham
Kiyo: srsly stfu
Alhaitham: nO anyways hint: I'm short
ayakaa: no offense but aren't all the anemo guys short
Alhaitham: ignores
Kaze: everyone gather info
Kaze: what do we know
kaveh!: just finished reading the prev convos
veerta: we know he's a short anemo guy
Kiyo: not scara
ayakaa: hmm idk
Day 4
Kiyo: ayo its mr amogus
Kaze: omg this guy managed to hack kiyo
Kiyo: s k i l l
LadyYae: hint?
Kiyo: right hint 4: I'm not emo
Kaze: that only leaves kazu heizou and venti
kaveh!: still not enough info grr
LadyYae: don't emo's like to deny it tho?
Kiyo: I don't lie ☺️
Kaze: o k this guy is too friendly
Kiyo: lmao any guesses?
kaveh!: NO SHUT UP
Day 5
GUOBA!!: yo
Kaze: xiangling???
GUOBA!!: its mr amogus
Kaze: oh :(
Kiyo: bad news for you amogus
GUOBA!!: its mr amogus to you
Kiyo: while you were in my acc I reverse hacked you and figured out ur IP
ayakaa: omg really
Kiyo: I know who he is now
Alchemygirl: tell us pls
TravellerLumine: who is it kiyo
Kiyo: but I'm not going to tell bc watching noobs struggle is fun
Kaze: DAMN YOU KIYO
Kiyo: stfu bye
Kiyo is now offline
GUOBA!!: now seems like a good time for the hint
TravellerLumine: yes please
GUOBA!!: your fifth hint: i'm smart
Kaze: so not venti
ventiii: WUT HOW DARE YOU
TravellerLumine: lol
GUOBA!!: times up adios suckers
Day 6
ei: hey its mr amogus
LadyYae: ur hacking ei now?
Kaze: gImme hint
ei: no more hints
ayakaa: what but then
Kaze: OH NO WE GONNA DIE
Kiyo: no you won't shut up
ei: lmfao any guesses?
Kaze: NO WE'RE DUMB OK
ei: bye then
scara: wait
Kiyo: umbrella hat is online gasp
scara: stfu and I know who you are now 'mr amogus'
ei: oh shit
Kaze: who is it don't pull a kiyo on us
scara: reveal yourself shikanoin heizou
ei is now offline
ei is now online
ei: did somebody guess
Kaze: are you the real raiden
LadyYae: don't worry I'm with her she's real
ayakaa: where's kiyo
Kaze: @detectiveheizou
Kaze: oh
DetectiveGuy (detectiveheizou) [DM]
Kiyo: SHIKANOIN HEIZOU
DetectiveGuy: um
Kiyo: YOU WILL PAY
DetectiveGuy: I feel like u typing in caps is a bad sign
Kiyo: SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
DetectiveGuy: I already do
Kiyo: THEN SLEEP WITH BOTH EYES OPEN
Kiyo: I KNOW YOUR ADDRESS
DetectiveGuy: I'm going to die right
Kiyo is now offline
DetectiveGuy: oh crap
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
