(I google translate some stuff btw)
Kazelane 2 [group chat]
Kaze: ayo fontainers or smth reply to me
Wriothesley: what
Neuvy: I'm not sure what happened to my nickname but greetings
Lyney: hey :P
Lynette: hi
Freminet: um hi
Furina: hi :3
Kaze: k new friends
Kaze added Navia, Clorinde, Sigewinne, and Charlotte to the chat
Kirara: charlotte??
Charlotte: hi kirara
Charlotte: anyone got them info
Childe: uh hey wassup knave's kids
Lyney: hello master childe :)
Childe: why am I scared
Lynette: be scared
Childe: why
Kaze: who supports childe slander
Kiyo: I will always support fatui slander
Lynette: you typed that in like 1 second
LATER BECAUSE I'M LAZY
Hu Tao: hello people get a 30% discount for a coffin if you're friends with my buddy the traveller
Kaze: hu tao not in this chat
Ayaka: um
Hu Tao: says you
Kiyo: hu tao shut up I'm busy
Hu Tao: aw I will if u buy a coffin uwuwuwuwu
Kiyo: shut the fuck up short psycho fire walnut peach ghost girl
Kaze: short and psycho can apply to like half the people here
Kaze: wait walnut peach?
Kiyo: hutao = walnut tao = peach in chinese
Ayaka: maybe you shouldn't bully people kiyo
Kiyo: I refuse goodie two shoes cryo god of paper
Ayaka: god of paper where did that come from
Kiyo: kami = god but kami can also = paper in japanese
Kaze: kiyo since when could you speak like 99 languages
Kiyo: that is private information
Lumine: hi
Lumine: wait lemme backread
Hu Tao: lumine do not it hurts brains
Ayaka: too late
Lumine: kiyo can you speak hilichurlian
Kiyo: I can say fuck off, shut up and go die
Kaze: not surprised
Lumine: welp can't introduce you to ella musk
Kiyo: she's asked me how to say 'I'm not harming you' before
Kiyo: I told her how to say do die bitches and she believed it
Ayaka: what
Kaze: again I'm not surprised
Kaze: this is kiyo
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
