A/N: bit of a hsr crossover in this chapter but its rly small
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kiyo: @everyone I have an announcement
Rosari: thats rare
Venti: wassup keeks
Kiyo: 1) shut up
Kiyo: so basically I accidentally made a group of intelligent mutant creatures that now work for me
Kaze: tf is that why i keep seeing a flower with a cat head jumping around
Kiyo: yes that kim
Venti: where did that come from
Venti: actually how did you do that at all
Kiyo: ever heard of ruan mei
Rosaria: no
Kiyo: so basically she researches lifeforms or smth and accidents happened
Kiyo: i liked thre first one bc he's the smartest to i made some more and now i have 1 at every house/base/residence/lab/storage/garage i own
Venti: .
Venti: how much is that
Kaze: a lot
Kiyo: anyways i'm putting this chat on mute the original i mentioned + my personal fav will be added to this chat so ask stuff to me to them
Rosaria: what abt the question about 'kim'
Kiyo: kiyo + mei
Kiyo: the one i'm adding is called room or rume (ruan + mei) but the later ones made a joke and we went along with it
Venti: dang
Kaze: can we have a list
Kaze: i am not keeping track
Rosaria: why don't you test out rume
Kiyo added RuanKiyoCollab1 and RuanKiyoCollab8
RuanKiyoCollab1 changed their name to RUME
RuanKiyoCollab8 changed their name to YUKI
RUME: hi i'm rume aka ruan kiyo collab 1: ruan mei
RUME: @YUKI is. uh. yuki aka ruan kiyo collab 8: fuyuhana kiyo
Kaze: yo theyre actually kind of cool
RUME: thanks girl appreciate it rkc5 is alreadu calling me grandma
Kaze: what.
Rosaria: can we just have a list of all of you
YUKI: Generating... (wait 7 seconds for document)
Kiyo: very advanced i'm proud of them
YUKI sharer a document: List of RKC [document]
List of RKC [document]
Document generated by Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 8: Fuyuahana Kiyo (Yuki). The format is as follows:
Location / Code: Name (Shortened Name) - Gender [Body Species / Head and Other Parts Species]
Inazuma / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 1: Ruan Mei (Rume) - Fem [Leaf / Strawberry]
Sumeu / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 2: Ruan Kiyo (Aki) - Male [Branch / Lavender Melon]
Natlan / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 3: Fuyuhana Mei (Fume) - Male [Rock / Raven]
Mondstadt / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 4: Kiyo Mei (Kim) - Fem [Rose / Cat]
Liyue / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 5: Fuyuhana Ruan (Fuan) - Fem [Swan / Leopard{
Fontaine / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 6: Ruan Fuyuhana (Ruyu) - Male [Octopus / Blubberbeast]
Snezhnaya / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 7: Kiyo Ruan (Iru) - Male [Icicle / Iron{
Dragonspine / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 8: Fuyuhana Kiyo (Yuki) - Fem [Tiger / Unknown Solid Substance]
Akademiya / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 9: Mei Fuyuhana (Mena) - Fem [Rabbit / Orchid]
The Chasm / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 10: Mei Kiyo (Meyo) - Male [Chasm Goo / Bubbles]
Enkanomiya / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 11: Kiyo Fuyuhana (Yoyu) - Male [Fox / Monkey]
Sumeru Desert / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 12: Mei Ruan (Eian) - Fem [Scorpion / Primal Construct]
Travelling Investigator / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 13: Fuck We're Out of Names Just Roll With It (Fonri) - Male [Bottle / Pigeon]
Kiyo's Personal Accomplice / Ruan Kiyo Collaboration 14: Fuyuhana Kiyo Mei Ruan (Fumeruki) - Fem [Mist / Coke]
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: yuki why u type the doc in caps
YUKI: Natural behavior I will work on changing it.
Rosaria: thats quite a lot
Rosaria: can you keep an eye on mr chief alchemist for me
YUKI: Request is stored.
YUKI: *request is stored
Kiyo: any questions don't bother me ask rume and yuki
Venti: cool can i make me a pet like this kiyo
Kiyo: i just said stop bothering me
Kiyo: also no Author sent ruan mei here from another world bc she knows how to make em now shes gone
Venti: bummer rume can u hang out w/ me
RUME: sure man
A/N: the rkc arent canon to mwhs but they're canon here bc i want ruan mei but i still only have like 40 pity
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
