Kiyo fan club [group chat]
Kiyo#1Fan added Kiyo to the chat
Kiyo#1Fan: HI
Kiyo#2Fan: OMG HEY
KiyoRealFan: AJSJJ
Kiyo: die in a fire and burn until you don't exists anymore
Kiyo left the chat
KiyosLoyalFan: no she left
Kiyo#2Fan: chill
Kiyo#2Fan added Kiyo to the chat
Kiyo: who tf
Kiyo added Kaze to the chat
Kiyo: kaze are you involved
Kaze: what no I want a fan club too
KiyosLoyalFan: cAn i have an autograph
Kiyo: no
KiyoRealFan: IKR I'M BETTER
Kiyo: no ur not
Kaze: who are they dhshaja
Kiyo: I'm checking the member list
Kiyo: who tf is hehehehehe
Kiyo#1Fan: me we changed our actual usernames uwu
Kiyo: ew die
KiyoSuperFan: kiyo is best
Kiyo: kaze call attendance
Kaze: shore ig
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: kiyo got added to this kiyo fan club and everyone's anonymous
Kaze: any ideas who's part of if
Bestest: its not lumine or aether or dain or paimon
aether-aaa: I can vouch
Kaze: come to think of it Kiyo where r u
Kiyo: hospital
Barb: scaramouche is in the emergency room half dead so not him
TravellerLumine: what why
Kiyo: me
Kaze: oh yesterday
Bestest: paimon knows not to mess with kiyo now
ayakaa: not me, thoma or nii-sama
Ksara: not me
ei: can confirm both and miko
Kaze: this is taking too long
Kiyo: @nahida dendro archon lesser lord kusanali buer nahida
nahida: uwu
nahida: lumine is this what humans do
TravellerLumine: nO not quite
nahida: oh
nahida: kiyo?
Kiyo: who made kiyo fan club (insert join link or smth)
nahida: let me check
CavalryKnight: I smell tea what's up
Kaze: definition from google: up, adverb, at or to a higher level of intensity, volume, or activity
diluc: .
Kiyo: I'm getting spammed by that chat and they keep adding me when I leave
nahida: I found out who it is
Kaze: tell me
nahida: remember a few days ago an anonymous npc joined this chat
Bestest: oh so its that guy
Bestest: paimon wanted something more exciting
nahida: he gathered all his fellow inazuman npcs and decided to get revenge by annoying kiyo
Kiyo: I swear if katheryne is part of this I'm leaving the adventurers' guild
nahida: no she's just really confused everyone is gone
Kaze: good I can't beat the aeonblight drake without kiyo and I need it's stuff to ascend
Kiyo: weak
Bestest: at least she's nice enough to help you
Kiyo: I'm doing it for my dangerous stuff collection
TravellerLumine: I don't want to know what's in it
Kiyo: drops of aeonblight drake, primo geovishap, oceanid, setekh wenut and organs and bones of my victims
TravellerLumine: I literally said I didn't want to know 💀
Kiyo: sucks to be you now wait I need to deal with the fan club
Kiyo fan club [group chat]
Kiyo: I know who you are now NPCs
Kiyo#1Fan: OH SHIT DISBAND
Kiyo#1Fan, Kiyo#2Fan, KiyoTrueFan, and 371 others left the chat
Kaze: huh the group chat member list says 3
???: yo
Kiyo: who tf
???: you know me
Kaze: the guys username is guesswhoiamamateurs
???: lmao I wanted to blend in with those psychos and reveal myself when its cool but
???: I guess its too late
Kiyo: srsly who tf are you
???: hehe
Kaze: SPILL THE BEANS
Kaze: SPILL THE TEA
Kaze: SPILL THE TEA BEANS
???: as astra abyssoque 😉
??? left the chat
Kiyo: KATHERYNE
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
