KazeKingdom [Chaos server]
#enemy-gossip
Kazemmm: that girl has not felt sad in 2 years and its demon slayer that does
Coffins40%off: dtop goddiping abt kiyo
Kazemmm: fine what abt nacht gossip
Coffins40%off; i'll consider it if u advertise wangsheng funeral parlor
Kazemmm: b-b-b-b-bwut... 🥺
Architect man: kazemari dtopiy
Coffins40%off: "dtopiy"
Architect man: shut uppp
Kazemmm; why is everyone in a bad mood today-
Kaveh: i'm hiding in my room bc alhaitham keeps glaring at me and its scary
Coffins40%off: oh wait ur that guy with a nerf bf right
Architect man: yes
Architect man: no wait ehat
Kazemmm: uhh why is alhaitham glaring at u bestie
Kaxemmm: (say thank u)
Architect man: (thanks kaze)
Coffins40%off: (yeah sureee)
Architect man: i may or may not have flushed his house key because i was mad
Kazemmm: lmao bestie what
Coffins40%off: Hello friend! If you're about to die pre-order a Wangsheng Funeral Parlor coffin and funeral service for 50% off! Click here > wangshengfuneralparlor.com/imabouttodiehelpme
Coffins40%off: copied it from my ads doc
Architect man: im not about to die??
Lazemmm: goodbye kavev
Coffins40%off: we'll miss u (or will we) ('kavev' lmao)
Coffins40%off: I can sense him dying
Architect man: i'm not dead
Kazemmm: i can still hear his voice in my head
Coffin40%off: no... we must move on
Architect man: ughh i may or may not go join thr hell union
Kazemmm: no wait dOnt
Architect man: fine just so i can avoid haitham
Kazemmm: thank u as a sign of our everlasting friendship u now have a new name
Kavev: why
Princess shiny: suffer ❤️
Kazemmm: wait who are u
Princess shiny: ruby
Kazemmm: whos ruby
Coffins40%off: shes the primogem girl
Kavev: ok i have never even spoken to u
Kavev: why make me suffer
Princess shiny: why not <3
Coffins40%off: wait didnt kiyo make u why are u here
Princess shiny: shut up kiyo is annoying
Kazemmm: omg ruby we can be besties
Princess shiny: ew no
Coffins40%off: lmaoo u just got ewed
Kazemmm: tf why
Kavev: you bullied me now u suffer
Kazemmm: im so sowwy kavey lets be friends again
Kavev: lol no get rekt
Princess shiny; drama 🍿 kavev vs kazemari
Coffins40%off: not gonna correct u
Princess shiny: ??
Kavev: my name is KAVEH change it back
Kazemmm: no
Primcess shiny: ahh ok ✨keep on suffering kavev✨
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
