Kazeland 2 [group chat]
TravellerLumine: @everyone help I messed up making almond tofu and xiao is prob gonna kill paimon
Kiyo: gasp what could have possibly given you the impression I cared
Kaze: kiyo stop ✋
Kiyo: no
Kaze: this is why nobody likes you
Kiyo: you got it the wrogn way around people simp over me
TravellerLumine: uh guys my problem
Bestest: PAIMON IS GONNA DIE NOOO
scara: wtf why am I being spammed at 3am
xiao: what is this
Bestest: OH NO
Kiyo: shut up I'm going to bed
Kaze: nO
Bestest: PANIK
Kiyo: srsly stfu before I give your brain frostbite
scara: you can do that?
Kiyo: don't underestimate cryo users just because a) certain people exist and b) the fatui exist
Chitartajax: when are you going to stop bullying me and the fatui 😭
Kiyo: when you cease to exist
Kaze: hmm which certain people are you taking about
Kiyo: kaeya alberich, mika, rosaria, eula lawrence, diona katzlein, qiqi
TravellerLumine: isn't that like almost everyone except shenhe, layla, ayaka and yangu
qilinganyu: its ganyu
TravellerLumine: oops?
Kiyo: ganyu and shenhe bc they're abnormally strong
Kiyo: layla bc she's smart
Kiyo: and ayaka bc she's the author's favorite
Kaze: SHUSH THE FOURTH WALL
Kiyo: no die
Bestest: UH IS PAIMON GONNA DIE
xiao: no why
TravellerLumine: oh phew sry I screwed up the almond tofu
Kiyo: since when could you cook properly
TravellerLumine: why are u so mean today
Kaze: kiyo is weird she has like 2 modes
Kaze: mode 1) emo nerd who hates humans and living things in general and mode 2) does everything to make sure everyone else feels terrible
Kaze: also I swear her eye color changes
Bestest: what how
Kiyo: stop talking abt me when I'm right here also I'm a human not an automatic creature with modes
Kaze: like when she's in mode 1 her eyes are dark indigo and when she's in mode 2 her eyes are ice blue
TravellerLumine: omg really
Bestest: uh kaze?
Kiyo: gone
Bestest: OH NO XIAOS NOT GONNA KILL PAIMON BUT KIYO IS
Bestest: EMOS ARE DANGEROUS
TravellerLumine: lol don't jinx it
Chitartajax: uh where did Paimon go
Kiyo: also gone
TravellerLumine: what did u do tho
Kiyo: knocked out + frozen solid
CavalryKnight: nice
Kiyo: drown and die
CavalryKnight: mean
Kiyo: exactly
TravellerLumine: ahaha bye safety first
Chitartajax: kiyo fight me
Kiyo:
TravellerLumine: um childe?
CavalryKnight: oh
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
