Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Abc: kaze I hope u choke on a ruin guard eyeball
Emosimpbird: wtf
Emosimpbird: do not say such rude things in front of the shogun
Abc: I say what I want and u can't stop me
Kaze: whats going on
Emosimpbird: I can arrest u
Abc: why don't u try I'm in snezhnaya
Kaze: oh
Maid: today I woke up to a warm sky!
Emosimpbird: in this gc u are in the shogun's divine presence rude coward
Maid: time to go back to sleep and hope I wake up to kindness!
Leaves: good morning
Abc: shut up kujou
Emosimpbird: ...
Emosimpbird left the chat
Leaves: may I know who is present
Abc: no
Kaze: did u get sara to rage quit
Abc: do not doubt my insulting skills
Leaves: ahem
Kaze: hii kazu
Leaves: greentings
Abc: green
Kaze: AHEM emosimpbird = kujou sara abc = kiyo maid = noelle
Abc: simp behavior
Kaze: wtf
Leaves: best I leave now aha
Notgod: hi losers
Kaze: gasp scara is online??
Abc: go away I don't like u
Notgod: shut up u can leave
Kaze: peace people
Abc: no I bring chaos and destruction
Kaze: kiyo wait don't send ur ruin mach
Abc: too late eon bombing at ur door
Kaze: OH SHIT
Kaze is now offline
Klee; kkee wnat bomb
Maid: shhh klee go and play with kaeya
Klee: okk!
(A/N: just kiyo and scara bullying each othrt now)
Notgod: excuse me are u ignoring me?
Abc: stfu ur wasting my life
Notgod: go die wretched vermin
Abc: are u using ur burst lines now since u can't come up with anything else?
Notgod: everyone knows I'm stronger than u
Abc: I'm beating the shit out of some random fatui dude who ignored me and texting
Ozonebutice: wtf thats me
Abc: ok and
Ozonebutice: ow I'm leaving
Notgod: u can only fight weaklings like him?
Abc: why don't I come and throw a nuclear bomb at ur nonexistent balls
Kaze is now online
Kaze: pls shut up
Abc: nO
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
