A Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later)
No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly.
Contains swearing
Cover from Google
(A/N: infinity train kny spoilers also if anyone wants to see a specific character in the chatfic tell me bc I feel like I use kiyo kaze and scara too much)
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: kiyo cried
Keqing: she what
Kaze: cried
Keqing: wow
Ganyu: wait what kiyo as in the mean emo cryo girl
Keqing: yes
Ganyu; owo what happened kaze
Kaze: rengoku died again
Ganyu: somebody died??
Keqing: its an anime
Ganyu: oh
Ganyu: can she laugh
Kaze: she just did
Keqing: what happened now
Kaze: azaka's or smth boss got mad at him
Keqing: pretty sure its akaza
Kaze: right
Kaze: oh wait akaza didn't die and now she's fuming
Kiyo: I'm still getting notifs u know
Kiyo: but I have more anime to watch
Kiyo enabled mute
Keqing: any more kiyo tea
Ganyu; wait
Ganyu: yall mentioned smth about kiyo being like a violent homeless kid right
Kaze; yep
Ganyu: tell us abt 10 y/o kiyo
Keqing: yeah spill
Kaze: well back then uh how do I put this
Kaze: she was like that one cute dorky little sister who swears a lot
Kaze: she's like more depressed and less intentionally mean but still rude and she cussed even more
Kaze: also she was autistic and more violent
Keqing: that is
Ganyu: a strange mixture of traits
Keqing: I want more info on kid kiyo
Kaze: she tried to kidnap cyno of sumeru just to touch the hair
Kaze:
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(A/N: image from official hoyoverse but can we all appreciate how gorgeous cyno is)
Ganyu: can't blame her
Keqing: ganyu no
Ganyu: ganyu yes
Ganyu: jk
Keqing: phew
Kaze: then she heard her first ever cyno joke and like threw a knife and ran away
Keqing: anyways more info before kiyo opens the chat
Kiyo: I have the chat open rn
Kaze: shit
Kiyo: but I will not waste time and energy on yall
Kaze: thank uh idk which archon I should put here
Kiyo: just be careful eon's going after u later kaze
Keqing: quick kazemari spill the info
Kaze: uh uh kiyo learned sarcasm within 2 months
Ganyu: its honestly harder to picture her without the sarcasm
Keqing: ^
Kaze: true lmao
Keqing: anyways just give all the info possible before u die
Kaze: no don't give up in me besties
Keqing: shut just give more kid kiyo details
Kaze: fine so like she was way shorter than me then bc she was resource and sleep deprived
Kaze; thEn in 2 months she was the same height as me :^|
Ganyu: lol the emoticon
Kaze: k more tea so um
Kiyo: kazemari
Kaze: crap what
Kiyo: what did u do with my almonds I'm making snacks
Kaze: I may or may not have given them to veerta who gave them to amber who gave them to lumi who gave them to collei who gave them to tighnari who gave them back to lumi who gave then to chongyun who gave them xiangling who made almond tofu and gave it to lumi who gave it to xiao
