(A/N: i suck at writing cyno bc I'm bad at balancing justic wannabe and dad jokes)
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kiyo: who wants not fun facts
Kaze: tea abt who?? 🥹
Kiyo: cyno
Cyno: wait
Kiyo: no waiting
Nari: lol that was rlly funny tho
Kaze: tell me wanna know
Kiyo: cyno doesn't actually have big ears its just the hat
Kaze : WHAT
Nari: you didn't know?
Cyno: should have been obv
Kaze: i bet kiyonis deadpanning rn
Kaze: OOPS *kiyo is
Cyno: isn't she always deadpanning
Kiyo: no
Kaze: ur not??
Kiyo: duh
Kiyo: btw everyone in sumeru attention pls
Kaveh: waht
Alhaitham: What is it?
Kiyo: keep an eye out for mini ruin drakes blame kaze
Kaze: WHY
Kiyo: for distracting me after I said what I wanted to
Cyno: I see faruzan of the akademiya chasing after a ruin drake
Kiyo: @Faruzan
Faruzan: stop it I'm busy investigating
Kiyo: thats eon, he launches high pressure elemental homing bombs
Faruzan: SHIT ITS ATTACKING ME
Cyno: update its attacking faruzan
Nari: we know
Cyno: I cy-ed
Kaze: dear non big eared electro man pls stop
Faruzan: @Kiyo DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO BREAK IT
Kiyo: yes
Kiyo: kazu ur paying for the repairs
Kaze: stop blaming me
Kiyo: no
Cyno: kiyo no's
Cyno: geddit? She says no but she also knows a lot
Nari: cyno quiet
Cyno: i shall never be quiet
Faruzan: THAT GODDAMN MACHINE MOVES TOO QUICKLY I CANT SHOOT IT
Layla: help me why is madam faruzan being chased by a ruin machine
Kiyo: cryo vision correct
Layla: yes?
Kiyo: eon can sense cryo try hitting the botton with cryo
Layla: oh um ok
Faruzan: layla??
Faruzan: omg its leaving
Layla: phew
Kaze: kiyo where tf do you get the time and patience to like build element sensors
Kiyo: that particular bit was a collab with sangonomiya kokomi and yae miko
Nari: dang the connections
Nacht: @Kaze update eon just dumped some scraps into your room
Faruzan: hmm interesting so it automatically leaves scraps in kaze's room
Kaveh: all serious now huh
Kaze: wait so kiyo programmed it to do that
Kiyo: yes
Kaze: the fucking audacity i will have vengeance
Cyno: uh why does that sound familiar
Nari: prob someone from the gc
Kiyo: kazemari you are forbidden from hanging around in dragonspine
Kaze: shuddup ur not my mom i'm older than you
Kiyo: don't argue you're at a disadvantage
Nari: I feel like we're behind on some news
Nacht: by that kiyo means me, veerta and kiyo all have legal claims to our residences in different regions but kaze doesn't since she refuses to pay even with that ridiculous amount of mora so she can get kicked out by anyone else
Cyno: dang that was long
Cyno: also i thought kiyo didn't follow laws n stuff
Kiyo: it makes thing simpler
Kaze: read: i loophole my way out of everything by picking wording mistakes so i can commit crimes without being able to be legally arrested
Nari: uh oh
Cyno: i will deliver JUDGEMENT 🔨🔨
Kiyo: tch i memorized every law so you cant do anything to me on legal terms
Kiyo: skill issue sucker
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
