Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: yo rume do u know any kiyo stories where she embarrasses someone
RUME: yes why
Kaze: @everyone listen up to how kiyo is m e a n
Hutao: yes?
RUME: huh ok so heres the thing
RUME: according to my database abt 2 weeks ago kiyo organized a race to the top of the skyfrost nail in dragonspine bc kaze kept asking for primos
Kaze: shit its this one
Hutao: keep talking i want the tea
RUME: ok so she was calmly sitting on the nail and started tossing stuff down (actually they were mostly knives and ice knives) and knocking a whole lot of the adventurers down
YUKI: disclaimer: nobody was hurt as they all made offerings to the statue of the seven and respawned
YUKI: stanley (fake edition) broke a bone tho
Hutao: lmao idk who that is but sounds funny
Hutao: keep going i want the juicy tea
RUME: then 3 ppl actually made it to the top it was kaze (who apparently anemo'd a bit) kaeya (idk why he was there) and bennett who had 2 wishes and 0 primos and neuvolotte's banner in genpact imshin was ending in 3 hours
Hutao: uh huh whats next
Kaze: rume pls stop talking
RUME: ( ͡º ꒳ ͡º) nope cant stop wont stop
Hutao: yess ur the best rume
RUME: ok then bennett fell right before kiyo could announce him winner so oops
RUME: kaze and kaeya got into a fight and ended up arm wrestling to decide the winner kaze won but she cheated with anemo
Kaze: nobody said cheating wasn't allowed
Hutao: true true
RUME: ok but then kiyo said 'i didn't see that so it doesn't count try to climb up again'
RUME: kaze was freezing to death and started bawling meanwhile kaeya fell to his death (jk he respawned)
RUME: then kiyo said 'ok fine have these primos i got it from ur storage'
RUME: kaze never understood until 3 days later and got angry
Kaze: uGH she was sO fuckin SMUG that day i am aNGRy
RUME: then kiuo replied by saying 'ok well if you don't like it i'll take them back'
RUME: the end
YUKI: disclaimer: bennett got neuvollotte at early pity, kaze got iqiq tho
Albedo: wait a moment so that day it was kiyo throwing adventurers off the skyfrost nail and not a weather anomaly
Albedo: damn it my research time was wasted
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
