Genshin Chat

Violence is always the answer

Kazeland 2 [group chat]

Kiyo: hello

Kaze: did you destroy a region

Kiyo: no kys

Collei: what were you saying?

Kiyo: me kaveh and alhaitham caused a pandemic in sumeru bc of a bet including dori

Tighnari: A PANDEMIC?

Collei: is that why like 10 ppl with an unknown disease came here yesterday

Kaze: ayo what did the bet include

Kiyo: who would get scammed by dori first

Kaze: details?

Kiyo: kaveh lost and left a dangerous liquid lying around

Kiyo: alhaitham threw it out and some dumbass drank it

Tighnari: oh dear

Tighnari: can you just tell me the contents of the liquid

Kiyo: hilichurl fur, hydro slime water, mitachurl spit, seawater, valberry juice, alcohol, and squashed cicins

Tighnari: what the fu

Kaze: uh tighnari u ok

Collei: he dropped his phone

Tighnari: @Kaveh why the FUCK would u buy that shit

Kaveh: i wanted to poison alhaitham ok

Kaveh: can't blame me

Kaze: u caused a region-wide pandemic bitch

Kaveh: wait i whay

Barbara: wait what happened in sumeru??

Barbara: oh no!!

Tighnari: actually i think i know how to cure it

Kaveh: OH PHEW

Tighnari: i think hydro slime water mixing with alchohol creates a poison, but squashed cicin makes it less potent and everything else makes it more disgusting which is why ppl get sick and vomit but die less

Collei: smart ^^

Kaze: how do u plan to stop it tho nari

Tighnari: more squashed cicin

Kiyo: ok well its mot my problem anymore

Barbara: oh btw i have a question 

Kaze: anything for barbs what is it

Barbara: one of my fans keeps following me and its disturbing but i don't want a bodyguard

Barbara: he stalks me even if i tell him to go away

Barbara: what do i do

Kaze: damn girl can't help u on that

Collei: if talking doesn't work idk either

Kiyo: kill him always works

Kiyo: violence is always the answer

Barbara: i think i'll go ask jena