Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze; oi anyone have any blackmail material on scara
Kiyo: his legal name is hat guy
Kaze: ty
Scara: what the fuck
Kiyo: ignores
Kaze: btw do u have any more blackmail on scara
Kiyo; I expect payment in silent peace for 1 week
Kiyo shared a folder with Kaze: documents/blackmail/fandango man
Kaze: wtf that file is 2 gb and it's only scara??
Kiyo: exactly 93% of all my storage used is my blackmail and special blackmail folder
Kiyo; my biggest file is 6gb on zhongli closely followed by childe 5.9gb
Kaze: SHARE
Kiyo shared a folder with Kaze: documents/blackmail/rock man
Kiyo shared a folder with Kaze: documents/blackmail/cleaning product child
Scara: @Kiyo give me kaze's blackmail file
Kaze: no bestie don't
Kiyo: I will do it just to spite u
Kiyo shared a file with Scara: documents/blackmail/hellsend kazemari
Scara: 8 gb??
Kaze: wtf I thought ur biggest folder was 6gb
Kiyo: this is special blackmail
Scara: kazemari ik ur secrets now
Kaze: and ik urs
Scara: do you want me to reveal ur crush
Kaze: wAit nO
Kaze added a censored word
Scara: ******
Scara: fuck
Kiyo: you do realize that I have a special blackmail folder with more info right
Kaze: kiyo do u have blackmail on urself
Scara: are you stupid nobody's that dumb
Kiyo: I do actually
Kiyo shared a file with Kaze: documents/blackmail/cryo queen
Kaze: ooo
Scara: what's in it
Kaze: wait what the
Scara: tell me
Kaze: there's one txt file that says lol sike did u expect me
Kaze: and wait a moment its BLACKMAIL ON THE TSARITSA??
Scara: ...
Tea Spilling Society [group chat]
Hat Guy added Kiyo to the chat
Elekitsune: welcome fellow tea spiller
Elekitsune: we have only those with the best blackmail and also codenames
Chalk: no we do not get along btw
Kiyo: who else is here
Elekitsune: me, hat guy = scara, chalk = albedo, moneysimp = dori, graveyardkeeper = hu tao, waterboy = xingqiu, punch = shikanoin, witch = lisa, dice = yelan, bobthebuilder = kaveh
Witch: codename please cutie we need our anonymity~
Kiyo: no
Witch: primogems? it can be anything~
Kiyo: fine I can't be bothered to choose so do smth
Elekitsune: eheheheh
Hat Guy: bad idea
Elemitsune changed Kiyo's username to Yukineko
Yukineko: ugh
(A/N: in case you don't know yuki is snow and neko is cat in japanese)
Waterboy: also it is customary to spill 1 piece of tea abt each member including yourself
Chalk: it's not but sounds interesting so sure
Witch: I'll pay u extra primos if u give good info~
Yukineko: yae-should be obv but she's gay for raiden shogun, scara-he's a cat person, kreideprinz-he's an artificial human, slime girl-she also has an emo backstory, hu tao-she's not stupid, qiu-he's dating chongyun but keeps forgetting and thinking they're friends, shikanoin-he's the first ever victim to get embarrassed kaze's newest series of pranks from a few years ago, lisa-she likes jean, yelan-she lost her temper once when I kept on bothering her for laughs, kaveh-he's gay no question
Waterboy: I regret this
Witch: but what abt yourself?
Yukineko: since I have no legal name according to law I used to be called shikami by most people before my parents decided to name me kiyo and nobody complained since it's an actual name
Chalk: hmm
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: ayo I feel excluded
Kaze: kiyo scara why did u two both go silent
Kaze: helloooo
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
