Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: @Mondstaders if u are currently in mondstadt go into the nearest secure building and lock everything and don't come out bc ur life is in a critical crisis
Jean: what happened?
Jean: should we be worried?
Kaze: kiyo, yes be worried
Lisa: what did she do now?
Kaze: she tried to make an army of multipurpose rkc but ruan mei isn't here and she's bad at it and accidentally made an army of mass massacre machine that wants to destroy everything
Kaze: she nacho and veerta are fighting it rn
RUME: according to kim kazemari is freaking out and rolling on the floor rn
Kaeya: lol
Kaze: kaeya and venti ik ur in the tavern lock the door and hide
Diluc: kaeya has a outside seat
Diluc: i'm locking the door
Lisa: haha
Jean: he's probably in danger but oh well his choice
Lisa: good jean i see ur learning to chill <3
Albedo: me and klee are in my dragonspine camp right now is it safe there
Kaze: no go break into kiyo's base she'll never know
Kaze shared a picture with Albedo: howtogetintokiyosbases8.png
Albedo: um
Jean: i don't think thats safe
YUKI: I am present at said base and i can disable the first 16 layers of traps, however only kiyo can disable the remaining 24
Albedo: i think we're safer here thanks kazemari
Kaze: coward
Veerta: update out of the 10 we have 2 subdued and fighting 3, the remaining 5 are on the loose
Veerta: btw we need a healer nacht has 81 hp we're at windrise
Barbara: coming over rn!
Veerta: appreciate it thanks!
Klee: UM UM
Klee: KLE HIDD BOMBS IN WJINDRISE U CAN USE TEM
Klee shared an image with Veerta, Nacht, and Kiyo: winrissbombs!.png
Nacht: uh yeah no need
Jean: should i go help
Veerta: nah we're fine!
Barbara: i'm here i have my burst up
Veerta: great
Kaze: is everyone hidden
Mona: i just heard someone punching my door wassup
Mona: oh shit i'm applying a hydro lock rn
Kaze: great hope u survive mona
Amber: i was on a patrol i see one of em do u think i can take them
Jean: amber they seem dangerous you should come back
Amber: IT SAW ME HELP
Jean: amber?? Are u ok?
Kaze: throw a baron bunny and run
Jean: hurry back
Amber: ON IT IM COMING BACK
Veerta: update: killed 1, subdued 3, fighting 2, 3 loose and amber encountered 1
Nacht: i'll go get the one amber saw where were you
Amber: starfell valley statue of the seven
Nacht: ok
Kaeya: shit one of thems attacking me diluc let me in
Diluc: no.
Kaze: ayo u probably should
Jean: we don't want kaeya to die
Diluc: ........fine
Diluc: opening door in 3
Diluc: 2
Kaeya: JUST LET ME IN MY HP IS AT HALF
Diluc: ok fine
Jean: are you all safe?
Kaeya: yes but i have like 1000 hp left
Venti: oh hi kaeya
Venti: i have apples want some
Kaeya: ur the best venti
Veerta: update! killed 2 subdued 4 fighting 2 nacht is still after 1 and the last one is at angel's share correct
Diluc: yes
Veerta: kaze can u go after that one
Kaze: waIt no i dont wanna dieeee
Jean: kaze maybe you should
Kaeya: definitely
Kaeya: i'm traumatized now
Diluc: i am now satisfied
Kaze: uh do i have to
Nacht: yes
Kaze: peer pressure fine i'm going
Veerta: one of ours ran away but the other one won't let us chase
Kiyo: kill it fast then go
Kaze: is kiyo the only one killing them
Jean: probably
Kiyo: i clean up after my messes
Kiyo: unlike kazemari
Kaze: ok i'm at angel's share i see it
Kaeya: get rid of it i'm genuinely scared
Kaze: ok ok fine
Jean: should i go help?
Kaze: uh no thanks
Veerta: kiyo killed this one where's the last one
Bennett: between dadaupa gorge and dragonspine me fischl and razor are there
Razor: scary
Razor: never seen before
Veerta: ok thanks we're going
Nacht: i finished off my one should i go too
Kaze: come help me i'm not a dps
Nacht: ok i'm coming
Jean: huh its been a while
Jean: are yall ok
Kaeya: kaze and nacht dragged it away
Veerta: me and kiyo got rid of it
Veerta: benny and co are going back
Kaze: crisis over
Jean: phew
Mona: i don't think i trust kiyo to stay in mondstadt anymore
Kiyo: i have caused a major crisis at least 3 times per region
Mona: oh
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
