A/N: this fic takes place in the same ol' genshin world but with modern stuff like phones, also this aligns with my genshin fanfic but only kinda
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: @detectiveheizou r u still alive
heizo: yes
Kaze; wait since when did u change your name
Kiyo: kazemari
heizo: what did she do now
Kaze: HEY GIVE ME SUPPORT
Kiyo: where did you put assassin's food
TravellerLumine: I almost forgot kiyo had a cat named assassin 💀
Kaze: lets ignore that I'm bored @everyone
Kaze: share 1 fun fact abt urself first up kiyo
Kiyo: kiyo isn't my legal name
veerta: WUT?
heizo: how come I never knew that
hu: I'm here for the tea now SPILL IT @everyone COME WATCH THE SHOW AND GET A COFFIN FOR 50% OFF
scara: stop mentioning me everyone
hu: SHUT UP
Kaze: KIYO I NEVER KNEW THAT EITHER WHAT
Nachos: kiyo what is your legal name then
Kiyo: I don't have a legal name
Kaze: wut
Kiyo: my parents picked me up half dead in the wild when I was 10 and didn't bother to adopt me so we just kind of rolled with it
Kiyo: also thats 2 facts so kazemari your new primogem stashes pls
Kaze: don't you bribe heizou with puzzles or smth
Kiyo: he's ineffective
heizo: how dare you nameless aka fuyuhana kiyo
Kaze: okay next @DandelionKnight JEAN
DandelionKnight: oh well barbara is my sister ig
Barb: SISTER
Kaze: ok btw
Kaze changed Kiyo's nickname to Nameless
Nameless: die and never come back
Nameless changed their nickname to Kiyo
Kaze: u just said u have no name
Kiyo: i have no name according to the law but who actually follows the law anymore
LawyerYanfei: 🖐️
Kaze: ignored anywayz next @Chitartajax CHILDE
Chitartajax: okay Imma give a cool fact abt my names
Kaze: true tho which is ur first name and middle name and last name
Kiyo: his real name is ajax but he goes by tartaglia but his nickname or smth in this group is childe
Chitartajax: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Kiyo: be grateful I did your fact now where's the primogems
Chitartajax is now offline
Kaze: kiyo is being suspiciously active
Kiyo is now offline
Kaze: uM ok next XIANGLING
GUOBA!!: slime tastes good
Kaze: thats not about yourself but ok next AYATO @Kamisayato
Kamisayato: what
DandelionKnight: 1 fact abt yourself
Kamisayato: idk really
Kaze: do something about nameless kiyo
Kiyo is now online
Kiyo: I'm not nameless
Kamisayato: wtv I never knew she didn't legally have a name next
Kiyo: fall in a hole and die
Kaze: aha next BEIDOU @CaptainBeidou
CaptainBeidou: yo also my fun fact is people assume I play baseball but I don't
Kaze: kool ok SCARA @scara
scara: no
Kaze: do it or I add dot again
scara: ...
scara: fine
heizo: fact pls
Kiyo: kaze stop texting the notifs are too much
scara: fact I loathe dottore more than childe
Kiyo: loathe is my word
scara: not anymore
Kiyo: tracking u down rn
Kaze: rest in pieces scaranara
TravellerLumine: help they're fighting I can see scara flying from here
TravellerLumine: and kiyo is throwing ice spikes what
Kaze: just leave it someone's dying today
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
