Hell Union [group chat]
Kiyo: iiindbBs
Heizou: um. Kiyo what
Nacht: she's on energy drinks, hasn't slept in 2 days
Tighnari: that's not healthy
Kiyo: abahhdAVGF
Faruzan: even layla isn't like that...
Kiyo: why am I getting hit with notifications
Nacht: wait what
Kiyo: .
Kiyo: assassin, brb
Heizou: so she's still normal even on energy deinkse
Heizou: *drinkse
Heizou: *deinks
Heizou: *deinks
Heizou: *drinkd
Heizou: *drinks imsorry
Tighnari: pls don't spam
Heizou: im nOt
Kiyo: ok why are there like 7 notifs
Kiyo: I was gone for 1 minute
Nacht: shikanoin typo
Kiyo: energy drinks aren't doing it I need to try directly consuming caffeine
Tighnari: do not I repeat do not do that
Tighnari: it's not healthy
Kiyo: life isn't healthy
Nacht: this is kiyo just give up
Heizou: can confirm, took 3 years to befriend her
Kiyo: we're not friends
Heizou: see?
Tighnari: you know what sure
Faruzan: ahem so anyways go to sleep kids
Kiyo: no
Nacht: yes
Tighnari: yes
Heizou: yes
Kiyo: no.
Faruzan: honestly are you ok
Kiyo: no
Heizou: she's not
Tighnari: should I come over with some sedative mushrooms or..?
Nacht: sadly kiyo fights too well
Nacht: even on energy deinkse
Heizou: SEE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
Faruzan: calm down kid
Heizou: NO
Tighnari:come to think of it, why would kiyo stay awake for so long anyways? Nacht?
Nacht: apparently genpact imshin's henshe and zoomli banner were delayed and nobody knows when they're coming, so kiyo's staying awake to pull as soon as possible
Tighnari: seriously, I can give yall some sleeping gas maybe?
Kiyo: I'm still here
Heizou: unfortunately as the one here who's known kiyo for the longest
Heizou; it's hopeless
Faruzan: I thought the nacht kid knew her longer
Kiyo: I'm inazuman stop forgetting
Heizou: we're japanese 🇯🇵🇯🇵
Tighnari: I think I'll go now
Faruzan: no you won't, I'm not interacting with these people alone
Tighnari: right, sorry faruzan
Faruzan: excuse me what did you call me
Tighnari: um
Tighnari: madam faruzan?
Nacht: yeah I'm sleeping
Heizou: one down
Heizou: where did kiyo go?
Kiyo: lurking, staring at the banner screen waiting for it to change
Tighnari: does it change like that? don't you need to leave and re enter for it to change?
Kiyo: no
Faruzan: as someone who's played genpact imshin during the time on those ruins I can confirm
Heizou: what ruins
Tighnari: genpact is over a century old??
Heizou: wait how old is faruzan
Faruzan: that's madam faruzan to you
Faruzan: kids nowadays
Heizou: I'm suddenly really scared
Tighnari: I'll tell you in pms
Faruzan: you two better not be gossiping
Heizou: . Oh. Sorry madam faruzan it won't happen again
Faruzan: good
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
