Hell at its finest. [group chat]
Kaze: kiyo why did you drown my room in coke
Kiyo: payback.
Hat Guy: tf is going on
Kaze: oh hey ur name changed anhwshs KIYO DECIDED TO FLOOD NY ROOM IN COKR MOE TJE HOUSE OS DYIH
Hat Guy: what
Kiyo: its fine i blamed it on u so my financial status is stable
Kaze: BRUH
Hat Guy: lmfao
Kaze: DUDE SCARA I THOUGHT WE WERE FROENDS
Hat Guy: what could have possibly suggested that
Nahida: what's going on?
Kaze: NAHIDA KIYO AND SCARA R GANINGING UP ON ME
Kiyo: why would I ever team up with that guy
Nahida: don't bully kazemari
Kiyo: it's payback so it's not bullying
Kiyo: also its not my working hours so i do what i want
Nahida: well, hat guy?
Hat Guy: ....fine
Kaze: BAHAHAHA
Hat Guy: bitch i'll make you pay
Nahida: hat guy.
Hat Guy: ok ok i'll stop shut up
Kiyo: now everyone should follow the rules of the gc and shut up
Kaze: no we havent discussed our valentines yet
Kiyo: ur single
Hat Guy: ur single bitch
Nahida: you're single kazemari
Kaze: let a girl dream
Xingqiu: guys help me help
Kaze: qiu. did u ask
Xingqiu: he thinks im a good friend who want to put on a front to avoid embarrassment for us
Kiyo: chongyun?
Xingqiu: shUt uP
Kiyo kicked Chongyun from the chat
Hat Guy; well suck it up and cope
Xingqiu: idk who you are but ur single i can tell
Kaze: ngl unledd ur gonna go and tell him gotta agree
Xingqiu: yall are terrible friends
Kiyo: we arent even friends
Nahida: ahem i won't say much xingqiu but you have a chance :)
Xingqiu: sobs thank u friend
Kiyo: you realize this is buer right
Xingqiu: no whAt
Kaze: lmao bro had no idea
Hat Guy: L bowl cut dumbass
Xingqiu: shutap he's dense but at least im not single like everyone else
Hat Guy: i dont need anyone
Kiyo; people suck
Kaze: ayo grow feelings u two
Kaze: me im crying n lonely
Nahida: unfortunately i cannot see any hope for you kaze
Kaze: SOBS CRIES NOO
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
