A/N: I'm suddenly weirdless obsessed with xingqiu
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: kiyo please
Kiyo: no
Xingqiu: what's happening now
Kaze: I need to fight aeonblight drake to ascend but kiyo won't help me and I cant solo
scara: I can
Scara: shut up mr mcHat
Kiyo: I have like 41 resin thingys left and I need to fight perpetual mech array
Xingqiu: waitttt who's the guy u called mr mcHat
Kiyo: the wanderer aka scaramoose
Scara: shut the fuck up
Kaze: language
Kaze: klee is here
Klee: whht??
Jean: klee be good and log off
Klee: okk
Xingqiu: can we talk about kaze's unappreciated nicknaming skills now
scara: no
Kiyo: ...
Kiyo: kaze do it
Kaze changed scara's nickname to MrMcHat
Kaze: but whats important is I need help with aeonblight drake
MrMcHat: I'll help if u change my name back bc somebody turned off nickname changes
Xingqiu: don't do it
Xingqiu: I'll convince kiyo just keep the name
Kaze: k mr mchat ur keeping ur name
MrMcHat: darn it
Kiyo: how do you expect to convince me xingqiu
Xingqiu: a signed copy of a legend of sword?
Kiyo: ik ur secret identity not interested
Xingqiu: what if I give u enough resin to help kaze
Kiyo: I expect compensation in primogems
Kaze: YES cryo stabby is back in town
Kiyo: technically an anemo/cryo team needs another pyro hydro or electro member to use reactions
Kiyo: since its aeonblight drake we also need an archer or ranged catalyst user
Kaze: kk nacht?
Nacht: what
Xingqiu: backread pls
Nacht; mr mchat lol but no I'm busy
Kaze: I feel betrayed
Kiyo: good
Kaze: shup up @Yoimiya??
Yoimiya: hi kaze!!
Kaze: yoi help me fight aeonblight drake
Yoimiya: sure but isn't it in sumeru
Kiyo: teleport waypoints bozos
Yoimiya: oh
Kaze: pls help yoi bestie
Yoimiya: wellllllllll sure
Kaze: YES
Kiyo: energetic people sigh
Kiyo: @Xingqiu I expect doubled payment
Xingqiu: ok fine
MrMcHat: all that just to torture me
Kaze: yes lol
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
