Hvkw [Group chat]
Kaze: emergency pallad is dying what fo i dooo
Albedo: let him die
Kiyo: let him die
Eula: let him die
Lumine: cruelty.
Kiyo: I bet 10k primos you let him die too
Lumine: true
Lumine: wait 10k how
Kiyo: pros of being friends with a god
Eula: a god? which god?
Kaze: remember nahida
Albedo: the dendro archon, correct?
Lumine: aren't you her. like. employee
Kiyo: you do realize its not an actual job right
Kiyo: she wants the donuts and I want the primogems
Kaze: pallad died btw
Eula: wonderful, vengeance for interrupting my da
Eula: hang out with amber
Lumine: you were gonna say date weren't you
Eula: I was not, vengeance will be mine!
Kiyo:
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Eula: stop it this instant
Kiyo: no + kaze you owe me 5k mora
Kaze: wait what
Lumine: another day, another episode in the chronicles of the nkvk household
Kiyo: 2 weeks ago I bought everyone ice cream, nacht and veerta paid me back
Kaze: its not free??
Kiyo: no
Kaze: but but but why
Veerta: kiyo stop bullying her
Veerta sent Kiyo 5000 mora
Eula: what am I witnessing
Albedo: if you wish to keep the date incident quiet I suggest you don't attract their attention for now
Eula: I suppose so
Kiyo: oh and
Kiyo added Arlecchino to the chat
Kiyo: new member of hell union
Lumine: wait the knave? how do u know her
Kiyo: connections
Kaze: she means neuvillette
Arlecchino: hello, traveller
Lumine: hii
Arlecchino: you seem strangely friendly considering we fought the last time we met
Lumine: I befriend harbingers who I fight
Lumine: and don't die
Albedo: ah, traveller and her strange connections
Arlecchino: are you talking about childe? I believe he is the only other harbinger you've met apart from signora
Lumine: and scaramouche (deleted)
Lumine: I mean yeahh
Kiyo: almost let it slip huh
Kaze: what am I missing whats it
Lumine: nothinnggg honestly tho kiyo why do you know
Kiyo: pros of being friends with a god
Kiyo: nahida tells me stuff
Albedo: do you know about me, then?
Kiyo: the whole evil twin thing yeah not the details tho
Kaze: wait what evil twin thing
Arlecchino: I do not like to be left in the dark
Lumine: ahaha we'll talk about that another time
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
