Kazeland 2 [group chat]
dot, pants, and 7 others joined the chat
Kaze: wgat
Weaselette: hi <3
scara: are you involved childe
Chitartajax: uh no
Clown.Lmao: yes you are
veerta: FATUI HARBRINGERS WE GONNA DIE
goomylumi: no you aren't
Kaze: um
Fatuibabysitter: who tf changed my name
dot:
Clown.Lmao: stop fighting rn
Weaselette: @Kaze what were you saying?
Kaze: kiyo is missing and won't reply to me
Kiyo: I'm not missing
Kaze: then why didn't you reply to me 🥺
Kiyo: I blocked u
pants: lol
goomylumi: who is pants
Kaze: pantalone/regrator, male, tall, 9th of the fatui harbringers
pants: I'm concerned
Signora: u should be
Kaze: anywayz kiyo where r you
Kiyo: snezhnaya
Nachos: I refuse to believe u went from mondstadt to snezhnaya overnight
goomylumi: true tho isn't it on the other side of the world or smth
Kiyo: I flew on the pigeon duo
Bestest: you rode 2 pigeons??
Kaze: oh no
goomylumi: ?
Kaze: she has two pet skywatch ruin guards named pig and eon
Chitartajax: lmao pig
ruinmachinesupremacy: I thought I was the only one with pet ruin machs
Bestest: srsly what can kiyo do
Kiyo: everything
Nachos: come to think of it she has abilities of all the fatui harbringers
Nachos: dottore-know where everyone is, weaselette-act innocent, arlecchino-be scary, clown- be creepy asf, ruin mach girl-keep pet ruin machines, tartaglia-use multiple weapons, pants-rich as hell, chicken dude-be a leading figure, la signora-use multiple elements (kind of), capitano-capable of talking to solve problems
goomylumi: kiyo can use multiple elements!?
Kaze: she has a high pressure water gun
goomylumi: oh
goomylumi: also I don't like tjis name anymore
goomylumi changed their nickname to lumi
Kiyo: tjis
veerta: since when was kiyo a leading figure
Kaze: she's the heir to a spear dojo or smth
Clown.Lmao: I just got reports about someone massacring multiple encampments of fatui skirmishers
scara: your point being?
Kaze: um kiyo?
Kiyo: all I did was let pig go wild
Kiyo: pig is less violent than eon
Kaze: lesson learned: never let kiyo go to snezhnaya on two violent skywatch ruin drakes
Kiyo: you can't stop me weakling
dot: lol
scara: DON'T LOL IN HERE DOTTORE
A/N: and this this chapter ends with scara roasting dottore off screen
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
