Hell union [group chat]
Kiyo: hello members of hell union i have an announcement
Lyney: wow kiyo's really into this hell union thing
Kiyo: i am launching an rkc upgrade and i need help
Lyney: is rhis even the real kiyo
Nacht: can confirm she's clicking so fast on her phone rn
Kiyo: i need contributions of: primogems, dna, combat behavior analysis volunteers
Kiyo: this will be called operation prk (primogem rkc) and will be inspired by ruby's unique abilities
Albedo: she has unique abilities?
Nacht: don't question it. ruby is a menace
Lyney: wait dna why
Kiyo: shut up and don't ask pls donate
Albedo shared a file: dnasamples_human.file
Kiyo: great
Kiyo gave Albedo admin
Kiyo: ur promoted. nacht ur demoted
Kiyo removed admin from Nacht
Nacht: finally
Lyney: wow she's actually being nice how rare
Kiyo gave Nacht Admin
Kiyo removed admin from Albedo
Kiyo: nvm u deserve to suffer more than albedo
Nacht: I.
Nacht: never thought I'd miss kaze's reign of terror
Albedo: not quite sure what I just witnessed but do you need more dna samples?
Kiyo: nah I'm good
Ei: I can get general kujou to give you combat behavior if you're willing to come to inazuma ro see
Lyney: is that the raiden shogun and is she being nice
Ei: I am learning to try and interact with my citizens
Kiyo: I can use teleport waypoints mere immortal
Nacht: "mere immortal"
Ei: very well, I'll notify general kujou
Albedo: why does this sound like a criminal deal
Lyney: don't be rude let the inazumans communicate
Albedo: of course
Kiyo; can anyone donate primogems I need 4627k in total for the upgrades
Nacht: 4627k as in 4627000 and not 4627
Kiyo: I Am Never Wrong Fool
Lyney: my monthly primogem income is 14.4k what
Lynette: actually it's 15k I definitely did not take some to buy cat food
Lyney: yes ofc u didn't
Lynette: goodbye
Albedo: healthy sibling relationships who don't try to kill each other
Albedo: btw
Albedo sent some currency to Kiyo: 3000k Primogems
Nacht: whta the fcuk
Nacht: teach me I'm a fast reader write me an essay
Nacht; hello?
Albedo shared a file with Nacht: Primogem_Earning_Tips.doc
Lyney: that was fast
Kiyo: thank you for the donations anyone else
Albedo: probably not, those were my life savings
Kiyo sent some currency to Albedo: 1500k Primogems
Kiyo: look I'm mean but not thst mean
Lyney: big numbers
Nacht: my entire life i have earned less than 1 000 000
Kiyo: I am open to donations from @everyone make it fast even if its a bit
Kiyo: I'll threaten kazemari to make an announcement in her server later the goal is at least 2000k from here then add around 2000k from kaze's server and the rest from myself
Lyney: ok no looking at those numbers I'll send a bit next week from (definitely not) lynette's cat food funds
Lynette: Brother no.
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
