Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: are we going to question the fact that kiyo spends 70% of her time in dragonspine these days like girl what u doing there @Kiyo
Kiyo: i'm at 99% exploration missing 1 common chest but i didn't keep track on an imteractive map
Lumine: i can relate dragonspine exploration sucks
Kiyo: also i like cold places but snezhnaya is full of fatui bitches
Kaze: bro dragonspine is cold as heck are you immune to sheer cold or smth
Kiyo: as a matter of fact yes i am immune to sheer cold and basically everything cold except for getting hit in the face by cryo attacks
Kiyo: also stop disturbing me I'm busy
Kiyo: if you keep bothering i will curse you with food poisoning
Kaze: i have antidotes prepared 😎
Kiyo: do you have antidotes for berry fox dung sauce dipped in giant beating heart juice covered in dragon teeth powder
Kaze: what the fuck fuyuhana
Lumine: are you mentally ok kiyo
Kiyo: probably 70%
YUKI: actually that's 60%
Lumine: oh also i have a question how do u light torches without pyro
Kiyo: i don't
Kiyo: the cold can't hurt me
Kaze: i want sheer cold immunity too teach me
Kiyo: it comes naturally
YUKI: she spends too much time in snezhnaya and dragonspine
Kaze: not surprised
Lumine: kiyo?
Lumine: u okay?
Kiyo: i'm fine the fatui cicin mage is not
RUME: i would like to quote: "get out of trouble by talking, otherwise violence is always the answer" -kiyo fuyuhana
Lumine: yeaaah honestly relatable
Kaze: yall are psychos and mass murderers
Kiyo: as a matter of fact i am a sub dps so compared to the main dps's of the gc i commit less direct murder
Lumine: istg kiyo was a main dps
Kaze: ikrr
Lumine: ok ok can u be a dps tho
Kiyo: i am capable
Kiyo: now actually shut up or mondstadt will not be okay
Kaze: do you really have more mass homicide weapons
Kiyo: plenty
Kaze: lumi i think we should shut up
Lumine: agreed
Kiyo: good
Kiyo is now offline
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google