Kazeland 2 [group chat]
(A/N: the start is related to mega meka melee event from when fontaine was first released)
Paimon; today paimon and traveller were in Fontaine and there was this toy seller
Paimon: he wants to make puppet that looks like a champion duellist
Paimon: is it even possible for a toy to look so human
Kiyo: please tel me you are aware that scara and the raiden shogun exists
Paimon; those 2 are different ok
Hu Tao: heyyy guys get a coffin for 20% off
Kiyo: pls don't tell me cyno rubbed off on these people
Hu tao: dear paimon knock knock
Paimon: huh what
Lumine: its a joke paimon
Paimon: oh uh who's there
Hu Tao:
Paimon: ??
Lumine: uh who?
Hu Tao: who tao
Hu Tao: geddit?
Cyno is now online
Cyno: yes I geddit
Gc [group chat]
Kaze added Kiyo, Veerta, Nacht and (a few) others
Kaze: this is a normal gc with besties who need a break
Childe: omg I'm ur bestie??
Scara: my overall sanity has decreased
Kiyo left the chat
Kaze: dang it back the the big chat ig
LATER BC YES
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: why did everyone stop talking
Kaze: time to change the topic
Kaze: @everyone if u were an animal what would u be
Kiyo: people literally assume assassin is my secret form or smth
Kaze: ok just did a quiz I'm a dog apparently
Mona: cats and dogs don't get along right
Nacht: kiyo and kaze don't get along
Lumine: sometimes I feel kiyo and kaze resemble almost all of the friendships dynamics in this world
Kiyo: elaborate or die
Lumine: alr I actually wrote this down wait
Lumine: kikazefriendshipdynamics.txt
kikazefriendshipdynamics [txt. file]
Lumi here writing abt kiyo and kaze friendship stuff
They fight and kiyo literally doesn't care: kaveh & alhaitham dynamics
Black cat and white dog thing: idk if this kinda thing exists but yeahh yk
Emo & energetic: and maybe mean and friendly??
Best friend but not friendly: idk how to explain
I'll write more~
Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kiyo: did you just call me an emo
Kaze: how tf do you read so fast help
Kiyo; there is no cure for stupidity
Lumine: lol
Lumine: btw can I have a pic of ur cat kiyo
Kiyo:
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Kiyo: its a bad angle but his eyes are blue
(A/N: I keep forgetting assassin's gender just roll with it)
(A/N: another one I found the pic on pixabay from google)
Paimon: aw so cute paimon likes it
Kiyo: do not call assassin cute he somehow knows what happens in this gc
Kaze: like owner like pet?
Lumine: real
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
