A Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later)
No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly.
Contains swearing
Cover from Google
Kazemmm: "ugh socializing is disgusting and annoying and a waste of oxygen and unnecessary creation of carbon dioxide and overall decreases my lifespan by 3 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours 45 minutes and 15 seconds per min" -fuyuhana kiyo 2024 chaos dms
Kazemmm pinned a message
Kazemmm: pulling out the science
Veerta: well not surprised she did that
Kavev: this girl is cool
Kavev: isn't this enemy gossip tho
Kazemmm: yah dw i got some i asked kiyo to draw me (well aware it was a Bad choice) and she sent me
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Along w/ an identical matcjing ice sculpture that is surprisingly high quality
Coffins30%off: sass and xq-level handwriting all in one
Coffins30%off; btw somebody's texting in the warzon
kvhw [group chat]
Kiyo: hey guys!!
Kaze: IMPOSTER
Lumine: WHAT DID YOU DO TO KIYO
Kiyo: lmaoo chill yall she's in on this
Kiyo: me kiyo and one other persoj switched accs as a prank yall have to guess the other two and who i am
Kiyo: we'll all be acting
Kaze: heizou alhaitham lisa albedo any leads ur smart
Heizou: hmm i haven't seen kiyo today and nobody is sus irl
Lisa: i was in the library the whole day, totally working~
Alhaitham: I am not aware of this prank. Please avoid bothering me further.
Albedo: i have my suspicions but I'll be nice
Kiyo: tyyy ur the best
Albedo: no problem
Kaze: watching kiyo be nice is freaking me ot
Kiyo: good but honestly you'd be more scared of me being like this
Hutao: ok ok so this os a usually ununhinged person
Kaze: yep yep
Childe: can we have hintts
Childe: like with that one time albedo went anonymous
Albedo: don't remind me idk why I did that
Sucrose: it was a whim right
Kiyp: @Childe we'll reveal ourselves if ur all to dumb
