Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: when u realize ur friend with god tier hair cut it herself
Kiyo: skill issue
Lumine: skill issue
Kaveh: skill issue
Yae: skill issue
Kaze: yall exist to bully me
Yae: (;
Kaveh; that is disturbing
Yae: why that's quite rude
Kaze: kaveh my friend I shall forgive you and tell you
Kaze: guuji yae is disturbing
Kaveh: i can tell
Kaveh: i'm still hotter than u tho
Kaze: WHAT
Lumine: skill issue
Yae: skill issue
Kiyo: skill issue
Kaveh: skill issue
Kaze: uGh but srsly tho kiyo should get a nerf like albedo
Kiyo: I was made by the Author not hoyoverse
Kiyo: the Author loves me too much
Kaze: ayo the Author made me too but i got lameass hair
Lumine: skill issue
Yae: skill issue
Kaveh: skill issue
Kaze: sTOP IT ✋
Kaveh: i got a question tho
Kaveh: who tf is the author
Lumine: this kid who created kiyo and kaze and co and is kinda scripting what we're doing rn
Kaze: lumi don't put it like that it sounds creepy
Lumine: true
Kiyo: i'm the Author's first oc so naturally she likes me more than kaze
Kaze: shuttup i was second but the Author likes [redacted bc spoilerz] more
Yae: skill issue
Kaveh: skill issue
Lumine: skill issue
Kiyo: skill issue
Kaze: SERIOUSLY STOB IT
Kaze: k but as revenge im exposing all the kiyo tea i've been gathering
Yae: hmm i'd like to see
Kaze shared a document: KIYO TEA
Lumine: reading now
like 2 minutes later
Kaveh: SHE CANT DRAW LMFAO THAT HILICHURL
Lumine: kaze is this real
Kaze: 100% real confirmed source: me
Lumine: ok so for a while yall called her knife kid and she went along with it
Kiyo: canonically no but in this chapter the Author made it canon
Kaze: so yes
Yae: are you not going to say something else @Kiyo
Yae: not going to stop us ~?
Kiyo: meh its amusing to watch
Kaze: ok that is NOT the reaction i wanted
Kaze: lets change the topic
Yae: but that was funny
Kaze: hey it didn't work out
Yae: hmph skill issue
Lumine: skill issue
Kaveh: skill issue
Kiyo: skill issue
Kaze: seriously did yall have some secret agreement
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google