Kazeland 2 [group chat]
Kaze: I changed everyones nicknames
Kaze: I
Kaze: am
Kaze: a
Kaze: god
Abc: no ur not
Chilifreak: who's abc
Abc: I am fuyuhana kiyo the one who will kill you if u don't shut up
Chilifreak: ok
Popsicle: good morning
Guhuageek: good morning
Kaze: hello dear popsicle and guhua geek
Popsicle: bad morning
Popsicle left the chat
Guhuageek: lmao idk what happened but its funny
Abc: cyber bullying has become the norm
Workaholic: ahem everyone
Workaholic: I heard the archons have assigned homework on other regions
Focalorz: why did I get homework
Neuvyuwu: because you are incapable of assigning work yourself and thus I have done it
Focalorz: geez fuck u neuvillette
Guhuageek: oh I already did it
Chilifreak: xingqiu
Chilifreak: help me pls I don't know enough people
Chilifreak: pls xingqiuy i beg h
Guhuageek: idk who xingqiuy is 😊
Abc: it seems the geek can speak up now
Guhuageek: shut up
Kaze: can we not discuss homework pls
Kaze: tho I need help........:...
Abc: I also did it
Chilifreak: when u know lots of people
Chilifreak: contacts pls
Kaze: me too i wanna procastinate
Workaholic: kiyo fuyuhana if you assist the gc members I will pay u in primogems
Abc: ...
Abc: for mondstadt text albedo kreideprinz make sure to be nice
Abc: for liyue text tianquan ningguang pay her
Abc: for inazuma text kamisato ayato don't pay him
Abc: for sumeru text alhaitham of the akademiya don't pay him either
Abc: for fontaine text charlotte of the steambird don't mention anything even vaguely interesting
Abc: for snezhnaya text me
Abc: for natlan fuck u go travelling
Chilifreak: thanks my life is saved kind of
Guhuageek added Popsicle to the chat
Guhuageek: helping a friend
Popsicle: oh the hw
Popsicle: ty ig
Kaze: why for snezhnaya text u
Abc: life is annoying so I decided to commit homicide on the fatui
Moraxxy: why do I feel like a teacher
Balls: ridiculous
Balls: we are gods
Vents: then why are we assigning homework
Moraxxy: I do not know
Focalorz: at least you guys don't need to do hw
Buoyantbuer: I look like a child
Buoyantbuer: I am a god
Buoyantbuer: I act like a friend
Buoyantbuer: yet I'm treated like a teacher
Abc: I hope u gods choke and die
Vents: ...
Gods safety room [group chat]
Barbatos added Morax, Baal, Buer, Focalors, and Tsaritsa to the chat
Tsaritsa: huh
Barbatos: hello fellow archons here we share our tears
Tsaritsa: I'm not even in ur chat wtf
Morax kicked Tsaritsa from the chat
Morax: this is for the greater good
Focalors: can't relate
Focalors: just give me help on the hw bc neuvillette gave me hw too
Baal: as quoted from the mortal fuyuhana kiyo "fuck u go travelling"
Focalors: sobs
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Genshin Chat
HumorA Genshin Impact chat fic featuring most characters and my OCs Kiyo and Kazemari (and a whole shit lot more who show up later) No plot, plain crack but stuff mostly flows smoothly. Contains swearing Cover from Google
