Fades in to O'Malley and Lopez standing on a base in a cold desolate-looking place
O'Malley: (evil laughter) Well, my metallic friend, your modifications are complete. And my plan is coming to frution. Frusi- Fru-Frutition. Fr-
Lopez: Fruición[Fruition.]
O'Malley: Oh, shut up.
Lopez: Sí, Maestro. Su plan es infalible. [Yes Master. Your plan is foolproof.]
O'Malley: Now to bring together my enemies.
Cut to Vic's control panel, with the words 'OUT OF AREA' flashing in red
Vic: Oh dude, come on, you gotta be kidding me.
Vic's answering machine: Hey dude, it's Vic. No solo mia, not in the casa right now, so leave a message and I'll call you back. Just leave your what's up at the yo....yo.
O'Malley: Vic, pick up, it's me, (evil laughter).
Vic: Oh hey, Doctor Baron von Evil Satan, what's up dude?
O'Malley: Don't screen my calls, Vic.
Vic: Dude, you don't come up on caller ID I'm not just gonna answer anything-
O'Malley: Caller ID? I'm in hiding you baffoon! I'm trying to take over the universe! (evil laughter)
Doc: We're also on the Do Not Call List.
O'Malley: Oh, shut up.
Vic: So how's that plot going dude.
O'Malley: Magnificent! (evil laughter) I've called my bounty hunter in. He'll take care of your little 'red and blue' problem post-haste (evil laughter).
Vic: Oh cool! Thanks for turning that around so quick, dude.
O'Malley: (laugh continues) Ha.
Vic: I know you're swamped.
O'Malley: Then the universe will be mine and I'll crush every living soul in to dust, hahaha! Except or you of course Vic. I'll make you Assistant Crusher.
Vic: Okay, dude. Looking forward to that.
Cut to Sarge, Simmons and Caboose in their janitor closet
Simmons: And that brought you back here. So, theoretically one of these teleporters should transport us back to Blood Gulch, or anywhere else that we want to go. Do you understand?
Caboose: Yes. No. What does thermoretically mean?
Simmons: I probably could have saved a lot of time by telling you these things worked by magic.
Caboose: I thought you told the story well. I liked all the parts with me in them.
Sarge: Any idea which ones go where?
Simmons: Man um... not really. I found you two guys by accident. And I don't want to start using teleporters at random.
Caboose: We should definitely take the green one.
Simmons: Okay, be quiet now.
Sarge: We've gotta find a way to contact them.
Vic: (over the radio) Come in Sargeant Dude. Hello, Sergeant Dude, are you there.
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Red vs Blue : Mirage
HumorFormer mercenary Kyle Rayner has lived a rough life. After retiring from mercenary work he sought to live a normal life, but soon learns how hard it is to adjust to civilian life after all the grueling missions he's been on. So, he does the next bes...
