Red vs Blue : Mirage

You Keep Using That Word

Fade in to Church and Rayner admiring the Motorcycle, the Warthog, and Sheila.

Church: Look at this you two, this, is a thing, of beauty, what we have here. I am amazed.

Rayner: We're the top dogs of this canyon now.

Sheila: Whatever.

Church: We have got every single vehicle in this canyon. We are unstoppable. This is- I have my own fleet. I have my own fleet of cars.

Sheila: Three vehicles and only two guys to drive them. Big deal.

Rayner: Uh, Sheila?

Church: No the important thing is that they don't have any vehicles to... hey is there a problem here?

Sheila: Problem? Why would there be a problem?

Church: Ah-sh-e-a, I don't know. You just seem uh... you know... agitated.

Sheila: You think I'm agitated.

Church: Well uh- I- I didn't mean, well I- Ray- Rayner, help me out here bud.

Rayner: Sorry Church, but I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sheila: No, it was your word. Agitated. You said "You sure seem agitated, Sheila." So I guess that means I'm agitated. Don't I seem agitated, Church?

Church: I'm just, I'm just saying you seem a little, upset.

Sheila: Oh- so now I'm upset. Which is it Church, am I agitated or am I upset?

Rayner: Oooh, pick your words carefully Church.

Church: I don't, I mean I don't really- I could, I could go get a dictionary.

Sheila: Why would I be upset?

Church: Uh, I don't-

Sheila: Well, would you be upset if I got a bunch more blue guys to come hang around and help me?

Church: Well actually there, are, three other guys on the squad.

Sheila: Exactly. This isn't a parking lot Church, it's a team, a family. Are we just supposed to forget everything we've been through?

Church: Right, including the time that you killed me.

Sheila: How about, if I suddenly decided, I wasn't the Blue team's tank? What if today, I'm feeling just a little bit red.

Church: They're just cars, Sheila.

Rayner: Dude, you're saying all the wrong things.

Sheila: I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that.

Church: Hey is there like a... jealousy, setting, somewhere on you that I can you know... turn off?

Sheila: Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Church: Naw come on. *psst* Rayner, do something!

Rayner: (sigh) Okay look. Sheila, don't mind Church. He's just getting a little high from his recent victory against the reds. These new vehicles, they're just that, vehicles. None of them are as good or unique as you are.

Sheila: Yeah, I guess.

Rayner: No matter what new vehicles arrive, they'll never be able to replace you, okay?

Sheila: Okay.

Rayner: Great. Now, what do you say we go cliff sculpting?

Sheila: That sounds fun.