Director: Dear Chairman.
Fade in to a mechanical factory which Washington and the blues arrive at.
Director: I understand your concern that increased activity would bring increased risk. However, our fail-safes are simple but foolproof. A dead or dying agent's beacon automatically notifies our recovery team, and we will be on the scene immediately, to secure all the Military's property.
Washington: Look, there's our cycle. The Meta must be here.
Church: Yeah, because, no one else in the Military would have a standard issue motorcycle. Just like that.
Caboose: Also, the piles of dead bodies might have been a clue.
Rayner: *sigh* One's sarcastic and the other's naive. Can't you two just stay quiet for a bit?
Washington: Just keep your heads down, and your eyes open. I'm going to advance along that wall. You three take Delta and move up along the other side.
Church: Okay.
Washington: Don't use the radio unless it's absolutely necessary.
Church: Okay.
Washington: And don't make a move until I do.
Church: Okay.
Washington: And no screw ups this time.
Church: Okay, are we gonna sit here on the beach all day, or are we gonna go get this thing?
Rayner: Hold up, I'm backing you up Wash.
Washington: No, we only have one chance at this before it gets back to full power. I can't take any chances that any of you are gonna botch this.
Rayner: Look, if you're worried I'm anything like these two in battle, then don't. I can hold my own pretty well in a fight.
Washington: Really now? Got any outstanding records?
Rayner: I beat up Tex once.
Washington: Beat up Te-bullshit, I don't believe you.
Church: No no, it's true. If anyone can last more than five seconds with Tex, it's him.
Rayner: .... Damnit, I was actually waiting for it. Screw you Tucker!
Washington: *sigh* Fine. But, you listen to my orders to the T, is that clear?
Rayner: Crystal, sir.
Church: Wait, what about us?
Rayner: Church, stay a safe distance and keep an eye out on the battlefield. If the Meta tries to escape, let us know. Oh, and don't even bother trying to shoot him. It ain't gonna do shit.
Church: My aim is fine, jackass.
Rayner: And for the love of god, don't let Caboose shoot us in the back. Y'know what, why don't you tell him a story while you're at it.
Church: Okay, dad.
Delta: Agent Washington, perhaps it would be best if I also lend you my assistance in battle rather than helping Caboose.
Washington: No.
Delta: Statistically speaking, a Freelancer would be much better trained to use my-
Washington: I said no. Now get going.
Caboose and Church enter the building together, separate from Washington and Rayner.
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Red vs Blue : Mirage
HumorFormer mercenary Kyle Rayner has lived a rough life. After retiring from mercenary work he sought to live a normal life, but soon learns how hard it is to adjust to civilian life after all the grueling missions he's been on. So, he does the next bes...
