Fade into Grif still yelling like a walrus.
Grif: Nooooooooooo- Whoa!
He starts running back and forth to avoid sniper shots.
Grif: No! No no no!!
Sarge: That was close!
Simmons: Thank you, sir!
Grif: Nooo!
Sarge: Donut, you're going outta turn.
Donut: I thought I went after Simmons.
Sarge: No, we go in line. It goes you then me, then Simmons, then back down to me then you, then me then me, then Simmons then me then me then Simmons, me, me Simmons you Simmons me me me Simmons you. Me. Then me again. It makes perfect sense!
Simmons: But doesn't that mean you go twice as much? Or, ten times as much?
Sarge fires.
Grif: Ow!
Sarge: This is the best game since Grifball!
Grif: I'm not comin' down!
Sarge: Hey Grif! Move back and forth like one of those ducks at the carnival!
Sarge fires again, but misses as Grif ducks.
Sarge: No, don't duck, that makes you harder to hit. Act like a duck!
Simmons: Wait a minute, that was my turn!
Sarge: This is the Lightning Round.
Simmons: Who's in the Lightning Round--
Sarge: Me.
Grif: Alright, fuck this, I'm comin' down!
Sarge fires again
Grif: OW! I said I'm comin' down!
Sarge: Hyaha, buzzer beater! Take that you stupid duck.
Cut to Caboose, Rayner, Tucker, Tex, and Ghost-Church standing outside the complex.
Tucker: We haven't seen that alien thing come out, so he's probably still hiding in there.
Rayner: Maybe he's making a weapon using Church's robot parts.
Caboose: Or, eating Church!
Tex: Alright then. Let's roll.
Church: Okay... Here we go...
Brief silence.
Tucker: ...Uh, we're not moving.
Church: Yeah, yeah, okay. (clears throat) Here we go.
Tucker: ...We're still not moving.
Caboose: Does talking count as moving?
Tex: (stepping forward) All right, screw it. Rayner, see if you can get up high and keep an eye on us.
Rayner: (brings out his kick ass alien rifle) Don't worry, I'll get the high ground. (Leaves)
Tex: (to everyone else) You guys get behind me, and stay tight.
Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow.
Tex: Never mind, Tucker's in front.
Tucker: Eh, it was worth it.
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Red vs Blue : Mirage
HumorFormer mercenary Kyle Rayner has lived a rough life. After retiring from mercenary work he sought to live a normal life, but soon learns how hard it is to adjust to civilian life after all the grueling missions he's been on. So, he does the next bes...
