Me: Johnny, pleaseee!! THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS AT HAND!!!!!!
Johnny: Nothing is more important than my Georgie. I can't believe you would even THINK of insulting her!
Me: We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-elllll
Johnny: *grabs a pineapple and throws it at my head*
Me: *catches it* OOOOOOHHH THE DELICIOUS FLAVOR!!!!!
Johnny: WHAT THE aslkdgahgjha2i8375097%&@#&*#(
Me: O.O Pineapple hater
Johnny: OH YES!! I HATE THE PINEAPPLE
*and thus begins the pineapple war*
Me: *throws pineapple at Johnny's head*
Johnny: *throws pineapple at MY head*
Me: *throws pineapple at his pelvis*
Johnny: *throws pineapple at MY pelvis*
Me: *throws pineapple at Johnny's left leg*
Johnny: *throws pineapple at MY left leg*
Smeagol: WE EATS ALL DA PINEAPPLES!!!!!! *starts tackling all the pineapples in mid air*
Johnny and I: WHAT THE FRODO?!?!?!??!
Elijah: DID SOMEONE CALL FOR ME?????
Johnny: Why would we want you?
Elijah: :'( that hurts my feelings
Johnny: WELL DEAL WITH THE PAIN!! YOU CRY TOO MUCH ANYWAY!!!
Me: ..........................................................but his eyes are so gorgeous.
Johnny: ORLANDO!!!! SHE IS CHEATING ON YOU WITH ELI!!!!
Orlando: *enters* WHYYYYY????
Me: I WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING HIS EYES!! I SWEAR!!!
Elijah: SOMEONE WANTS ME!!!
Me: no
Elijah: *moves closer* YOU KNOW YA WANT DIS STUFF!!!!
Me: HALAAAAALLLPPP
Smeagol: *attacks Elijah* WE EATS THE MASTER!!!
Elijah: NO SMEAGOL, MASTER IS YOUR FRIEND!!!
Smeagol: MASTER LIED!!! *eats him*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
