Director: Shoot!
Eli: I wish the ring had never come to me
Me: *enters* Yeah, well life isn’t a wish granting factory
Eli: *stares*
Orlando: *facepalms*
Director: CUT!!! PEARL!!!!
Me: What? Eli was just saying that he wished the ring hadn’t come to him. And a lot of people wish things. But do those wishes come true?!?!?!?!? NO!!! Orlando still won’t marry me
Eli: *stares*
Orlando:…..help me
Me: Yeah, you need help. That is for sure. You need someone to help you get the courage to ask my hand in marriage
Orlando: *cough cough* no *cough cough*
Me: Oh! *roots through her purse and pulls out a sticky cough drop with stray brown hairs clinging to it.* HERE!!!! J
Orlando: *backs away*
Me: *notices the brown hair* Oh, sorry. *pulls off the hair* It is my shedding season *offers the cough drop to Orlando*
Orlando: NO!!!!
Me: *hurt*
Orlando: I mean no thank you. That was a very generous offer.
Me: I was saving it for the perfect time
Eli: I wonder how long you have been saving it
Me: *glares at Eli*
Eli: *glares back*
Me: You have nice eyes
Eli: *shuts eyes* Orlando, I will not let her cheat on you
Orlando: NO!!! PLEASE!!!! ELI!!! LET HER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!! I BEG OF YOU!!! RID HER FROM ME!!!!!
Me: *glares at Orlando* I’m afraid you don’t understand, Orlando. Eli is cute, but you….you are SEXY!!!!!
Orlando:…………………………………I don’t know how to answer this.
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfic[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
