Director: Shoot!
Viggo: Their pace has quickened
Orlando: Hold it!
Director: *sighs*
Me: I didn’t do it that time! I AM NOT GUILTY!!!!
Director: *sighs again*
Orlando: I lost my hair
Eli: How tragic
Orlando: *glares at him*
Director: Than find it!
Orlando: I don’t know where it is!
Eli: Oh! No! *sarcasm*
Orlando: No seriously, I placed it on the counter and…
Eli: You put your hair on the counter?
Orlando: Yeah,
Eli: Dude!! Ya never put any hair related items on the counter!!!!
Orlando: I am sure you have done it before
Eli: Nah, these are my natural luscious locks! *hair flips*
Orlando: *Stares*
Sean Astin: *was eavesdropping by the door and now makes his presence known* They might be your own, but I once found your hair brush on the counter!
Eli: WHAT!?!?!?! ORLANDO DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!! WHO’S SIE ARE YOU ON ANYWAY!?!?!?!?!?
Sean Astin: I prefer to remain unspoken on that last question
Eli: well..
Orlando: BURN!!!!!
Director: ORLANDO! WOULD YOU FIND YOUR BLOODY HAIR!!!!?????!!!!
Orlando: *offended* Director, my hair is not bloody. I wash it every day…I also condition it
Eli: So you are the one who uses the rose scented conditioner.
Me: No that is mine!
Eli: THAN HOW DID IT GET INTO THE BOYS LOCKER ROOM??!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Well Orlando did ask to borrow it.
Orlando: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? ELI DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!!! WHO’S SIDE ARE YOU ON ANYWAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Yours of course
Orlando: THAN WHY DID YOU TELL ELI THAT I USE ROSE SCENTED CONDITIONER!?!?!?!?
Eli: HE ADMITS IT!!!!!!
Orlando: I ONLY USED IT ONCE WHEN MY HORSE WALKED ON IT AND IT SMELLED LIKE HORSE MANURE!!!!!
Eli: …sure *sarcasm*
Abbie: *enters* ORLANDO!!! I FOUND YOUR BLOODY HAIR!!!! *throws it at Orlando*
Orlando: It IS NOT BLOODY!!!!!!
Eli: Yeah, it smells like roses
Orlando: SHUT UP, ELI!!!!
Eli:…well
Abbie: *sees blonde hair clinging on her hands and cloths* AND QUIT SHEDDING!!!!
Orlando: I DO NOT SHED!!!!
Abbie: *holds out some blonde hair* THAN WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!?!
Orlando: uhh…
Abbie: THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
