r: Shoot!
Johnny: *surrounded by cannibals*
Me: *runs in* GUESS WHAT I GOT!?!?!?!?
Orlando: *hanging upside down on a pole* not a jar of dirt
Me: No! A jar of sand!
Orlando: *sarcasm* O MY GOSH!!!
Johnny: My jar of dirt is better
Me: Is not
Johnny: is too
Me: is not
Johnny: is too
Me: is not
Johnny: is too
Me: is not
Orlando: both of your jars SUCK!!!!
Me & Johnny: *glance at one another and then ar Orlando*
Johnny: HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?
Orlando: .....
Me: GGGRRRRR!!!!!!
Orlando: Wait, Pearl i thought that you were in love with books. Not a jar of dirt.
Me: SAND! A JAR OF SAND!!
Orlando: ....same thing
Johnny: HOW DARE YOU CALL MY DIRT EQUAL TO SAND?!?!?!
Me: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOUR DIRT IS SUPERIOUR TO MY SAND?!?!?!?!?
Johnny: well it is
Me:UUUUUUUGGGGG
Orlando: uhhhh.... Director?
Director: *stares*
Orlando: can someone untie me?
Johnny and i continue to fight
Orlando: UNTIE ME!!!!!
Johnny:....no
Me: ..... i love you
Orlando: THAN UNTIE ME!!!
Me: Why
Orlando: because you love me
Me: *sighs and looks over at Johnny* my sand is better than your dirt
Johnny and me start fighting again
Orlando: REALLY!?!?!?! YOU COULD AT LEAST STAND ME UP SO I DONT HAVE TO HAMG HERE!!!!
Johnny and i ignor him
Orlando: FINE!! *stars swinging back and forth on the pole trying to get off of the two sticks that were angled in the shape of an X at either side*
Johnny and i are screaming at each other
Director: ....ABBIE! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! GET ME A RUM!!!!!
Orlando: *had managed to get off of the sticks supporting him but not as smoothly as he had hoped. The pole he had been on bounced off of the sticks, flipped, bounced of a wall, bounced of another wall, all the while Orlando is tied to the pole and going wherever the pole is going. Orlando landed head first on the floor*
Orlando: OUCH!
Johnny and i continue to fight as if nothing had ever happened
Orlando: Director?
Director: *on the floor with an empty bottle of rum in his hand*
Orlando: *sees the director and than glances over to see the filmer grinning evily* you didnt
Filmer: Postin this on youtube! im gonna get so many subscribers!
Orlando:.....
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
