Me: *passes boys locker room*
Johnny: *in the locker room in the shower singing* UNCONDITIONAL! I WILL LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY!!!!
Me: *Stares at the door*
Orlando’s voice: SHUT UP JOHNNY!!!!!
Johnny: DO NOT SILENCE MY LOVE FOR GEORGIE!!!!!! HEY CAN I USE YOUR ROSE SCENTED CONDITIONER?!?!??!?!?!
Orlando: YOU KNOW WHAT!!!! I AM LEAVING!!!!!
Johnny: embrace your inner feminess Orlando
Orlando: *leaves the locker room and nearly bumps into me* Do you usually spend your free time in front to the boys locker room?
Me:….uhhh
Orlando: That is what I thought.
Johnny: *continues singing*
Orlando: Save me from him
Me: You are seeking my help? I knew you needed me! YOU LOVE ME!!!!!
Orlando: *runs back into the boys locker room and locks the door* STAY AWAY!!!
Me: But you love me and you enjoy the nearness of my presence.
Orlando: Just no!
Me: FINE!!! I will just go and throw your hair into Georgie
Orlando: NO!! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!
Johnny: WHAT ABOUT GEORGIE!!!?!??!!?!? DON’T GO NEAR MY DIRT!!!!!!
Me: *smiles evilly* No promises >:)
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
